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when can we post for the second round?

ok there is a boy and he comes home from school. He walks in his parents room and he see's his mom "doing it" with another man. The boy hides in the closet, then dad pulls in the driveway. The man hurries and hides in the closet along with the boy. The boy says &quotretty dark in here" the man replies "yep" Then the boys says "I have a baseball for sale" the man says "ok i dont want a baseball" then the boy says "ill go ask my dad how much i can sell it" the man replies "Ill give $100 for the bat and the ball if you shut up" The boy accepts the offer and the next day. The dad tells his son to come play catch but the boy says "I cant I sold them for $100" Then the dad replies "you can't be going around ripping your friends off like that, now you have to go to confession at church today." So the boy is in confession with the father and says "Pretty dark in here" The fater says "Oh kid dont start this crap again"

I wanna use this joke for round 2

-Jesse lol

ha!

An English professor wrote the words, "A woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and told the students to punctuate it correctly.

The men wrote: "A woman, without her man, is nothing."

The women wrote: "A woman: without her, man is nothing."


*for round 2*

how do we know who's winning

that was pretty good nick lol its funny cause its true lol

as for whos winning if you havent been eliminnated then your winning

we are not doing round 2 until we get 16 people so try to get people to enter the competition

find joke competiton 1 its locked and its on page 1 or 2 of the tavren it is pretty unorginized towrds the begging but we got it going look there to see the rounds

Man, you guys closed the other one before I could post my last joke. Ugh, freaking shiz, I was busy this past week so I could barely come up with anything to post. Well, if you need a Judge, I don't mind judging, but I'll enter if you need more people too.

i had a secret pole and they said close it and give it to weeine ~ you might of beaten him now you have to post wait and take on 16 others

*sinks behind the desktop*

lol glob u know i would have won =p but i think u should enter in j u can win this one and we can have a thrown down but ill leave u with this...

After a particularly poor game of golf a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car a policeman stopped him and asked "Did you tee off on the sixteenth hole about twenty minutes ago?"

"Yes" the golfer responded.

"Did you happen to hook your ball so that it went over the trees and off the course?"

"Yes I did. How did you know?" he asked.

"Well" said the policeman very seriously "Your ball flew out onto the highway and crashed through a driver's windshield. The car went out of control crashing into five other cars and a fire truck. The fire truck couldn't make it to the fire and the building burned down. So what are you going to do about it?"

The golfer thought it over carefully and responded...
"I think I'll close my stance a little bit tighten my grip and lower my right thumb."

remeber it was though between you and monocycles if it was only a first round competition you would have lost

WE NEED MORE PEOPLE!!!!!!
so please ask people to join

yeah i would have won(or so i keep telling myself)