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korn i give you a 9 that was good

well thank you... i have a few jokes in my head that are pretty funny. thats the first one that popped in lol

Did i win? im new and i dont know how this works lol sorry for the inconvience

no, theres a seconed round you qaulified for that round we will contact you when it begins and when i say we i mean I it will probaly next year in 09 because some people on vacation

oh ok then that gives me time to get my jokes out of my head. lol

You Drink Too Much Coffe If...

- You answer the door before people knock.
- Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
- You ski uphill.
- You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
- You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
- You lick your coffeepot clean.
- You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there.
- Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
- You chew on other people's fingernails.
- Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend."
- You can type sixty words per minute ... with your feet.
- You can jump-start your car without cables.
- Cocaine is a downer.
- You don't need a hammer to pound nails.
- Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low."
- You don't sweat, you percolate.
- You buy 1/2 & 1/2 by the barrel.
- You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.
- You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
- You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
- You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
- Charles Manson thinks you need to calm down.
- You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
- People get dizzy just watching you.
- You've worn the finish off your coffee table.
- The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you.
- Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.
- Your taste buds are so numb you could drink your lava lamp.
- Instant coffee takes too long.
- When someone says. "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop."
- You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of eternity in a coffee can.
- Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.
- You're offended when people use the word "brew" to mean beer.
- You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
- You can thread a sewing machine, while it's running.
- You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
- You short out motion detectors.
- You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
- Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
- You think being called a "drip" is a compliment.
- You don't tan, you roast.
- You can't even remember your second cup.
- You help your dog chase its tail.

took me awhile ^

everyone a word of advice once your safe in the second round don't tell any more good jokes that you might want to use in the second round because you can't use them if youv already told them. thats why i didn't win the first competition. ( or thats what i made myself to beleive)

yes that was what happend you used them all up and that is funny though i imagine it wiould take a while

take a while to do what?

the coffe thing

nick is that your joke for the second round or are you going to try another one

if it is i would rate it a 7.5 it was ok but there are hundreds of lists on the internet that talk about that so try to come up with something more original. but you can put in another joke

i just put that out there for the humor

k good