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i dont think those losers want to join. any alternate ideas?

i wanna join! this is my joke.
A lady gets on a public bus with her baby boy.
The bus driver says "that's the ugliest baby boy I've ever seen".
The lady madly walks to the back of the bus and sits down.
A man sitting beside her asks her why she is angry.
She says "The bus driver insulted my baby!"
The man replies saying "You should go on and to him and tell him off, go ahead, don't worry ill carry your monkey for you."

!UPDATE!
Judges
Capartyboy1212
Globdog76
Monocycles


Contestants
1.Tennisman24
2.Aireo0
3.Nick123ABC
4.Korn72491
5.Darkboy58465846
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NO JUDGES NEEDED JUST CONTESTANTS

any1 gonna rate mine please.

i would give it a 7.5 pretty good keep improving...but im not a judge just dropin in...anyway CMON DUDES U NEED SOME PLP lol ill tell people spread the word around see if i can get a few who will join becuz man..we all need a good laugh

Ok guys,can we just start telling jokes? If so,Here it goes:
Two zebras are in the savannah and one says to the other "Am i black with white stripes or white with black stripes?" and zebra #2 says "ask god tonight when you pray and ask him" so zebra #1 ask him that night and god replied "You are what you are." so zebra 1 goes back to zebra 2 the next day and says "god told me, You are what you are" so zebra 2 says "then you must be white with black stripes" zebra 1 ask "how do you know what?" zebra 2 then replies "well if you were black with white stripes, god would've told you, Yo iz who yo iz"

I've got 2

1. Why did the bubblegum cross the road???
it was stuck yo the chickens foot!!!!!!!!!!

2. a person at war realized he'd forggoten his rifle but his cheif said that he could just point a twig out at the enemys and shout "BANGITY BANGITY!!!!" loudly and they'd die of fear or run. Then he realized he'd forgotten his sword but the chief said he could just wave this other twig around and shout "STABBITY STABBITY!!!" loudly and the same would happen. Sure enough after he'd done that with both the twig/gun and a twig/sword they had all fainted or fled. But there was 1 enemy who kept walking towards him rigidly, like a maching and banging the ground hard with his feet shouting

"TANKITY TANKITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

how many babies does it take to pain a house......


depends on how hard you throw em

sweet 3 more members

those were all funny you qaulified for the seconed round we will contact you when we are ready

good we are getting there but globdog76 you might want to reduce max. number of people cause it looks like we are not going to get that many people. enough to play but not enough to fill up 16 vacancy

I wrote that last post on the wii just thought you would like to know

So........ no more jokes till u contact us?

you can tell jokes just don't tell your really good ones because you will want to use them later. (thats why i didn't win the first one)

lets wait for 4 more

yeah i say wait 3 more days and if we dont have 16 people then we go with what we have