The American CIA, the French intelligence, and the Russian KGB were arguing about which one of them was the most effective intelligence service so to settle it once and for all, the UN Security Chief gave them a simple test. A rabbit would be released in the woods and whoever could find it first was the best one. First, it was the American's turn. The rabbit was released and the CIA got to work speaking with animal informants, taking soil samples, and doing everything they could to find the rabbit. Two weeks later, they emerged with the rabbit. Next, it was the French's turn. The rabbit was released and the French spent a week searching for it. Eventually, they got tired and napalmbed the entire forest saying there was no rabbit and there never had been one. Finally, it was the Russian's turn. The rabbit was released and in the KGB went. Two hours later they returned with a badly beaton and chained bear crying, "Alright, alright, I confess, I am a rabbit, I am a rabbit."
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: ''I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!''
The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!''
