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Fritz_Rublehem
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I made this thread, because I've seen a lack of emotions toward girls. I read a puberty thread on her, and it's quite obvious that some chaps on AG here, don't know how to keep a girlfriend, or how to break up with them.

Here's some tips that can help you out chaps:

1. Never make your girlfriend do anything she doesn't want to do. If you want a kiss, and she says "no", she doesn't mean maybe in a little bit. When she says "no" you'd better lay off. So never make the focus of having a girlfriend just to have someone to practice your moves on, girls are not to be used for that purpose. They are humans as well, and they have a say in what they want or will do.

2. Get to know what your girlfriend likes by asking her friends. Surprise her with her favorite candy or movie as a gift, and leave it in her locker. Girl's enjoy getting gifts, and she will like you that you take an interest in her.

Post some tips you have on this half of the subject, and make sure they are appropriate.

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Now for how to break up with a girl, but make it so she doesn't totally hate you.

1. Never call or text your soon to be ex, and say that you two are done, she will think that you are too important to tell her to her face. So instead, take her for a walk around a park or garden, and tell her to her face that you don't think that things are working out.

2. Never have a friend tell your soon to be ex that you two are through, do the end part of 1 instead.

If you have any tips on this subject, post them below.


I hope that this will help out some chaps here on AG

- Fritz_Rublehem

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supersmiley
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yeah...ill need it

Zega
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i might get ***** slapped a couple of times but i think it might work

Don't swear, Supersmiley! XD

I'm sure it will work.............. Good kluck! XD
Agent_86
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Um, those kinds of plans hardly ever end well. Personal experience. >0

cheekie_munkee
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I have many friends that are guys. Well most of my friends are guys. One thing I don't get is why good decent guys end up falling for girls that only make them miserable. Why devote so much time and effort in to a superficial relationship? Why do some guys let girls walk all over them? The last time I checked a relationship involved two people, not one catering to the others every whim. I mean who ditches their boyfriend just to get drunk at 12pm when you know he's flunking all his subjects because he never has time to study since he's always taking your drunk butt home every night? It really irritates me when guys especially ones I know end up in these situations. I end up on having to help them study three days before exams or whatever personal crisis they're going through. Please enlighten me about the inner male psyche.

Craze77
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Supersmiley,post on here wat happened!

supersmiley
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ok well...im still tryin to figure out what happened im not real sure yet...

supersmiley
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well ok...so my gf breaks up with me for a reason she hasnt told me yet...and there is this girl that likes me...but she is a lil weird...so im trying to figure out what to do...

thoadthetoad
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Random question that popped from completely nowhere!
How exactly do you dump a suicidal gf? I'm talking a hypothetical, but how would that work if your the only thing keeping her here because (for instance) he parents had sucked and both of you are pretty much stuck in bum-farkville?
again, just a hypothetical.

supersmiley
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well do you want to hurt her or let her down easy?

Fritz_Rublehem
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Very very interesting question to pose thoadthetoad, I really have no answer for that except wow....

supersmiley
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well if you wanna hurt her just dump her...but if you wanna let her down easy then just slowly just get less attached to her...talk to her less make her wonder what you are doing then she will think you dont like her and she might dump you...thats the only answer i can think of...

supersmiley
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yeah thats y i never flirt if i have any of my guy friends around...its just to awkward...and it puts the girl in an even more awkward postition

rob132
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chances are if you spend 5 hours a week on the computer your inoring your girlfreind or don't have one

supersmiley
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yeah...but that duznt mean you cant get a gf like that (*snap fingers*)...i can

Pixie214
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i hate being around a bunch of girls with my friends.


Arrested development at my school. I was observing these guys in the common room (I am interested in psychology) and they were crowded round this one girl. Were they flirting? No she had a new iPhone and they were mesmerised by it. What a warped world.
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