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Fritz_Rublehem
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I made this thread, because I've seen a lack of emotions toward girls. I read a puberty thread on her, and it's quite obvious that some chaps on AG here, don't know how to keep a girlfriend, or how to break up with them.

Here's some tips that can help you out chaps:

1. Never make your girlfriend do anything she doesn't want to do. If you want a kiss, and she says "no", she doesn't mean maybe in a little bit. When she says "no" you'd better lay off. So never make the focus of having a girlfriend just to have someone to practice your moves on, girls are not to be used for that purpose. They are humans as well, and they have a say in what they want or will do.

2. Get to know what your girlfriend likes by asking her friends. Surprise her with her favorite candy or movie as a gift, and leave it in her locker. Girl's enjoy getting gifts, and she will like you that you take an interest in her.

Post some tips you have on this half of the subject, and make sure they are appropriate.

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Now for how to break up with a girl, but make it so she doesn't totally hate you.

1. Never call or text your soon to be ex, and say that you two are done, she will think that you are too important to tell her to her face. So instead, take her for a walk around a park or garden, and tell her to her face that you don't think that things are working out.

2. Never have a friend tell your soon to be ex that you two are through, do the end part of 1 instead.

If you have any tips on this subject, post them below.


I hope that this will help out some chaps here on AG

- Fritz_Rublehem

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ShintetsuWA
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By your triple posting, that's how.

I'm guessing those guys base popularity by what they have? I wouldn't go for those people.

Pixie214
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Sorry I fear I skewed it. I'm sure you can think of something girl friend related to say. I would but err... well you know loneliness and all that. lol.

supersmiley
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umm...no i was just saying i was getting a new phone...where did you get that idea shintetsu?

ShintetsuWA
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Yeah... three times. You can't just say everything you're thinking of and post it once, instead of dragging the conversation into three posts.

Pixie... you know loneliness isn't going to cure that... erm, loneliness of yours. =)

firetail_madness
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supersmiley, you posted three times in a row when you could've kept it all in one post.

Seriously, phones are just a way for two people to interact, like friends, or in this case...

supersmiley
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sorry Mr. Madness i wont do it again

Blackmetal77
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I have gf right now been together for 7 months...only two major arguments =] i think im doing pretty good =P

supersmiley
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sounds like you are...have you ever kissed her?

supersmiley
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or hugged her or anything?

thoadthetoad
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yeah...but that duznt mean you cant get a gf like that (*snap fingers*)...i can

I bet I could get one faster than you!
If I wanted to at least :P
kingryan
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Grrr....I think telling her best friend isn't that good of an idea...because now in their Circle of Three girls all but her know.

I am worried they will tell her...and I don't want it to happen like that...

Zophia
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ITT(in this thread): Losers who need advice for theyre love life.
And idiots like me who just like to rant.
Wait, wtf, it's Priest? You kidding?

I am worried they will tell her...and I don't want it to happen like that...
Then tell her before it does?
kingryan
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Then tell her before it does?


I would...but the thing is that I know that she doesn't like me. And I don't want her to know.

I shouldn't have told anyone.
Zophia
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Aw, that kind of situation... Err, go into denial? But yeah, if you don't want someone to know, don't tell anyone...

kingryan
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Aw, that kind of situation... Err, go into denial? But yeah, if you don't want someone to know, don't tell anyone...


Yeh I kinda figured that afterwards...and I realised that I shouldn't have told her friend after I did it. Oh well...If i'm lucky enough things might turn out good...but I don't think they will...

I have always got this chick who lives far away that I could do long distance with if I want to ... but long distance never works apparently.
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