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Fritz_Rublehem
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I made this thread, because I've seen a lack of emotions toward girls. I read a puberty thread on her, and it's quite obvious that some chaps on AG here, don't know how to keep a girlfriend, or how to break up with them.

Here's some tips that can help you out chaps:

1. Never make your girlfriend do anything she doesn't want to do. If you want a kiss, and she says "no", she doesn't mean maybe in a little bit. When she says "no" you'd better lay off. So never make the focus of having a girlfriend just to have someone to practice your moves on, girls are not to be used for that purpose. They are humans as well, and they have a say in what they want or will do.

2. Get to know what your girlfriend likes by asking her friends. Surprise her with her favorite candy or movie as a gift, and leave it in her locker. Girl's enjoy getting gifts, and she will like you that you take an interest in her.

Post some tips you have on this half of the subject, and make sure they are appropriate.

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Now for how to break up with a girl, but make it so she doesn't totally hate you.

1. Never call or text your soon to be ex, and say that you two are done, she will think that you are too important to tell her to her face. So instead, take her for a walk around a park or garden, and tell her to her face that you don't think that things are working out.

2. Never have a friend tell your soon to be ex that you two are through, do the end part of 1 instead.

If you have any tips on this subject, post them below.


I hope that this will help out some chaps here on AG

- Fritz_Rublehem

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kingryan
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*resuscitated thread using a tuna fish*

Anyone got more problems?

Fritz_Rublehem
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Yeah, don't tell anyone if you don't want them to know, maybe hint a little bit, and that's it I'd say.

supersmiley
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yeah follow fritz rublehem's advice he knows his stuff

russianfreak
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Oh wow this is funny i never thought there would be a thread like this but i guess it is a usefull thread.

supersmiley
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yeah i guess it kinda is...

karamana
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Hmm don't cheat on them they don't realy like that much last time I checked :P

supersmiley
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yeah thats a good piece of advice...lol

zachattacksox
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No kidding um I got one don't do want they don't want to do.

Sssssnnaakke
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I feel like I am the Girlfriend/Boyfriend helper with fights and stuff. Most of the people that don't have very good lives just kinda screwup there life by having early $ex (without condom) or just are jerks in general. Or they are normal and learn how to get through different situations after a few times of breaking up and getting a new gal/guy. Most animals divorce like penguins divorce a lot. It was once as high as 48% of all penguins divorced. But of course they could get mad at the new partner and fight her/him off to get her/him back.

Sssssnnaakke
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Ok and there are lot of scared people out there that are scared of asking people out because they don't everyone knowing. But wait, after some time nobody will care that that person just asked that person out no they are all more over how the relationship is going. (guys don't forget giving the gal a[so called cute] stuffed animal with a heart or something that is kinda of romantik)

Toadlord
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Lol if we had girlfriends we definitely wouldn't have time to come here. =P

dacer
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speak for your self.....

Toadlord
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=( Just making a joke.

Jeez dude.

dacer
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so was i ARENT JOKES FUN? no offense from my previous "joke"

supersmiley
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i came here when i had my gfs

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