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thoadthetoad
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It was a sad day for armorgames...it was maybe 6 months ago. Our founder, and something of god, Daniel McNeely, had passed away. Of what? Well, Prostate Cancer (because he was too stubborn to get an exam), and about 1 million spam bots, and another 1 million ghosts, that haunted ArmorLand. Daniel went out in a blast, however, he had slaughtered almost all of the spam bots, and revoked half of the ghosts. He did it all by himself, how was he killed? The 3 spamlords, had destroyed him.
His sucsessor, Carlie, was then put in charge in the ArmorCastle (Most of the places I will be talking about is Here Thank you strop for the well illustrated map), and hunted down the 3 spamlords whom killed our honest and great king.
Carlie Ruled over ArmorLand for another 3 months, it was quiet, but she had ignored the hauntings, especially fluent in the Tavern. Many Drunks were possessed and killed during her Term. We thought that it was still okay, however. We praised Carlie. Sadly, her term was not as long as we had hoped, she soon died. Of what? Murder.
Crowds of people came to the meeting hall, and the ArmorCastle, ranting, raving, rioting, and hatespamming of this terrible crime. "Who could have murdered Carlie?!" Everyone shouted. Indeed, it was a sad time.
After this, the Mods had done something they almost NEVER done before, they argued with each other. The arguments and debates never ceased, and then, it turned to flames. War broke out in ArmorLand! Some people flee'd to the gates, but using their mighty ban-tools, the Moderators crushed the fleeing users, and captured those who might survive the mighty blow. Those who were captured were either brainwashed, raped, or enslaved.
Oddly, Ubertuna had never went into the moderation wars, he stayed at the ArmorCastle, completely unknowing of this terrible instance! He had been too busy fighting off several armies, some of which from the moderators themselves, trying to either defile or conquer the Castle, taking it for themselves.
Zoph had been fighting with Strop for the Imaginarium and the other artistry sectors of Armorland, mainly composed to the south. Strop took over alot of the North, and some of the west as well.
Moegreche had completely exiled and pushed back strops efforts to capture the debate area of ArmorLand. Using large, mechanical constructs of stone and powerful Logick (majick + logic), that crushed the users mind with pure sense, and that won every debate. Moegreche has two, extremely large Contructs, which he calls the Sentenials that stand guard out his Mansion.
Zoph has a castle made entirely out of paintings and sculptures, and has a garden/field of mazzelhs, which tend to sleep with her. Her good friend Cenere is her right hand man, and has a regemin of warriors modeled after her character Kai.
Ubertuna stays at his post, constantly fighting in a valiant battle against the riots of the ArmorLanders. He is a great soul, indeed.
There was but one force to stop the madness (SPARTAAAAA) of the Moderation wars. That was called the Syndicate, a group of long time users that go into the tavern for secret meetings, telling each other of the moderators plans. Most of the people in the Syndicate are club members. Sadly, clubs were the first to be enslaved.
The Moderation wars have just begun.


WHOO, I've been thinking of this concept of the Moderation Wars for a couple days, I hope you guys all like, since ArmorGames themed stories seem to be pretty popular nowadays.

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skater_kid_who_pwns
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They're eyes flew out each time he hit them, and after the slaughter


Yes, I hope that Zophia doesn't mind the mazzelh guts....;>.>


Well, as i allways say, you can't speel slaughter with out laughter!

O gawd i'm a sick person.
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If so I'll just remake the story, every writer has at least ONE re-write.

This gave me a idea maybe you can take all of the latest segments and put them into one comment so that it would be together or at least comment after comment like:
1st comment 1st segment
2nd comment 2nd segment you get the idea right?
O gawd i'm a sick person.

I am so sad i wanted to be the sick person
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Well, as i allways say, you can't speel slaughter with out laughter!


Hahaha, that is great.

This gave me a idea maybe you can take all of the latest segments and put them into one comment so that it would be together or at least comment after comment like:
1st comment 1st segment
2nd comment 2nd segment you get the idea right?


Maybe at the very end, he can put them all into one amazingly-long post. But there's no need for it now.
crimsonblade55
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Maybe at the very end, he can put them all into one amazingly-long post. But there's no need for it now.


That would probably cause him to reach the cap on text and end up posting a blank post,which would probably have to be deleted or something.
Strop
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Well, there is a limit to how much one can place in a single post, if this gets exceeded then the post comes out blank :\\

Strop
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Ahhhh! Crimson ninja'd me!

crimsonblade55
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hmm ninja...ing seems to be common on the AG forums huh?

russianfreak
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Maybe at the very end, he can put them all into one amazingly-long post. But there's no need for it now.

Well like I said make a thing like
1post-1segment
2post-2ns segment i never said one long comment
thoadthetoad
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Well, as i allways say, you can't spell slaughter with out laughter!

I CLAPPED. I love that statement so much, GREAT saying! It's more epic than you can't say hapiness without penis.
hmm ninja...ing seems to be common on the AG forums huh?

Quite, and when the Moderation wars is done (and would be the 3rd story I have completed from start to finish), I'll post the whole thing on DeviantArt, putting a link here, so don't be worryin here. lol.
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It's more epic than you can't say happiness without penis.


well seeing as how that is an untrue saying then I guess it would seem more epic huh?
thoadthetoad
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well seeing as how that is an untrue saying then I guess it would seem more epic huh?

try saying hapiness in any type of accent, not language, accent, and you'll find that it is true.
crimsonblade55
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try saying happiness in any type of accent, not language, accent, and you'll find that it is true.


oh right I was thinking of the way it was spelled not pronounced.I didn't pay attention to the part that said "say" but whatever.

i am so lost, Where was the last entry?


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Strop
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It's more epic than you can't say happiness without penis.


I don't know how you say your "happiness" but if you end up saying penis in there you're trying too hard.

It's a bit like the debate on how to pronounce Uranus.
crimsonblade55
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I don't know how you say your "happiness" but if you end up saying penis in there you're trying too hard.


Over here it is typically pronounced Hap-pee-ness,now I don't know how you pronounce it,but think about how that would be pronounced....
LiL_GaNgSta_BlAzE
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*Munch...munch*

Great job killing those "freaks" of Zophia's!

.........That'll teach her to steal my Skittles!
Though I really want more Thoad, and tommarow is saturday! Witch means I may be able to read it before the others!

*Munch....munch*

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