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It was a sad day for armorgames...it was maybe 6 months ago. Our founder, and something of god, Daniel McNeely, had passed away. Of what? Well, Prostate Cancer (because he was too stubborn to get an exam), and about 1 million spam bots, and another 1 million ghosts, that haunted ArmorLand. Daniel went out in a blast, however, he had slaughtered almost all of the spam bots, and revoked half of the ghosts. He did it all by himself, how was he killed? The 3 spamlords, had destroyed him.
His sucsessor, Carlie, was then put in charge in the ArmorCastle (Most of the places I will be talking about is Here Thank you strop for the well illustrated map), and hunted down the 3 spamlords whom killed our honest and great king.
Carlie Ruled over ArmorLand for another 3 months, it was quiet, but she had ignored the hauntings, especially fluent in the Tavern. Many Drunks were possessed and killed during her Term. We thought that it was still okay, however. We praised Carlie. Sadly, her term was not as long as we had hoped, she soon died. Of what? Murder.
Crowds of people came to the meeting hall, and the ArmorCastle, ranting, raving, rioting, and hatespamming of this terrible crime. "Who could have murdered Carlie?!" Everyone shouted. Indeed, it was a sad time.
After this, the Mods had done something they almost NEVER done before, they argued with each other. The arguments and debates never ceased, and then, it turned to flames. War broke out in ArmorLand! Some people flee'd to the gates, but using their mighty ban-tools, the Moderators crushed the fleeing users, and captured those who might survive the mighty blow. Those who were captured were either brainwashed, raped, or enslaved.
Oddly, Ubertuna had never went into the moderation wars, he stayed at the ArmorCastle, completely unknowing of this terrible instance! He had been too busy fighting off several armies, some of which from the moderators themselves, trying to either defile or conquer the Castle, taking it for themselves.
Zoph had been fighting with Strop for the Imaginarium and the other artistry sectors of Armorland, mainly composed to the south. Strop took over alot of the North, and some of the west as well.
Moegreche had completely exiled and pushed back strops efforts to capture the debate area of ArmorLand. Using large, mechanical constructs of stone and powerful Logick (majick + logic), that crushed the users mind with pure sense, and that won every debate. Moegreche has two, extremely large Contructs, which he calls the Sentenials that stand guard out his Mansion.
Zoph has a castle made entirely out of paintings and sculptures, and has a garden/field of mazzelhs, which tend to sleep with her. Her good friend Cenere is her right hand man, and has a regemin of warriors modeled after her character Kai.
Ubertuna stays at his post, constantly fighting in a valiant battle against the riots of the ArmorLanders. He is a great soul, indeed.
There was but one force to stop the madness (SPARTAAAAA) of the Moderation wars. That was called the Syndicate, a group of long time users that go into the tavern for secret meetings, telling each other of the moderators plans. Most of the people in the Syndicate are club members. Sadly, clubs were the first to be enslaved.
The Moderation wars have just begun.
WHOO, I've been thinking of this concept of the Moderation Wars for a couple days, I hope you guys all like, since ArmorGames themed stories seem to be pretty popular nowadays.
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Guys? This isn't mindless chatter this time... There's a new segment up and no one has anything to say? :P
O, yeah....I actually read it. lol.
nice segment thoad.
So....were is everyone?
So....were is everyone?
preparing for easter....?
Thanks though :P
Also, I'm going to be adding little fiddley dips for when I think it'd be funny. Called:
Behind the pages, Moderation Wars
Thoad: Ok, as many of you know, me, Cenere, Skater, Strop, Zophia, pretty much all the mods actually, and a few new OC's of mine are in this really popular Story. This is just a little fiddly dit to entertain you all until the new segment comes out. Don't be afraid to comment on this too, or else I might not make any more.
Now then, today we're interveiwing one of my OC's. Who recently died in the story. Rafael, you there?
*Rafael calmly walks through the wall and sits on a chair*
Rafael: Oy!
Thoad: Nah, it's time for the interview though.
Rafael: Oh, ohk. So then, what are you going to start off with?
Thoad: Well, what was it like being a Wraith in my story?
Rafael: I think that the wraiths should be more kind, gentle, and religious.
Thoad: *looks towards camera and whispers* I really didn't know he was jewish, guys. Who knew he was also a wuss?
Rafael: I heard that.
Thoad: *breaking a little sweat* My bad.... ^^;
Rafael: Putting that aside now...
*awkward silence*
Thoad: uhh, LET'S INTERVIEW THE TWINS!
Rafael: But-
Thoad: I said let's interview the twins *deep stare of hatred*
Rafael: Fine.... *exits*
*Twins enter through wall*
Thoad: Hey, it's the twins! You know, you guys are one of my favorite characters in the story.
Twins (simultaneously): Will you leave us alone after this stupid interview?
Thoad: No, you're still going to be in the story. I don't intend to kill you off, or at least not any time soon.
*Both twins look at camera*
Twins (both): We're slaves, help.
Thoad: Ok ok enough of that, CUT
*light falls off from roof*
Thoad: DON'T CUT THAT YOU IDIOT!
Alarm recorder in the background: WARNING, EVZ BREAKOUT IN SECTOR 5. CODE GREEN, CODE GREEN. MEANING, GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE BEFORE YOU ALL DIIEEEE.
Thoad: Not a code green!
*Thoad holds the cam and points it at his face*
Thoad: Okay it looks like we ran out of-
*crash*
Thoad: TIME FOR OUR LIVES!!!
lol, Silly jewish guy.......ghost......thing.......yeah lets go with thing.
Okay, for the record, I commented on the last segment, but my internet cut short and it did not post it.
And I did not want to rewrite it, because I am made of lazy.
One of my friends use Oy as well for greeting.
One of my friends use Oy as well for greeting.
Don't take it as an insult or anything. I was using the stereotype that a bunch of Jewish guys use the term "Oy" and are generally wimps.
It's a common stereotype.
Don't forget rich beyond all belief and sporting curly beards!
And white scarves~! Never forget the amazing white scarves
And the ultra-tasty food! I could go for some latkes right now, or perhaps some Challah. . .if that is the right name :|
Meh, I'm more of an italian dude...and a sandwich dude.
GIMME HOGIE. NAO. MOAR HOGIE. MOAR HOGIE!!
I like Greek food the best. . .nothing beats gyros with Tzatziki! Though when done right, Italian is phenomenal. . .case-in-point, lobster ravioli. I had it at an Italian restaurant. . .tasty. ^~^
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My friends always joke. . ."never get into a food discussion with Chill! It'll last for hours!" (my rl nick is Chill)
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You would probably cower in a corner if I told you all of the things that I put on my Subway subs. . . .
I thought you knew something about food, Alt, until you mentioned that you eat Subway.
I shall henceforth consider you as having a taste-bud deficiency!
I shall henceforth consider you as having a taste-bud deficiency!
I would normally agree. . .but considering that it is so crazily decadent, I think I negate the normal blandness. Besides, Subway is quick and cheap, and they have iced tea.
My Subway additions are these:
salami
ham
pepperoni
yellow mustard
chipotle sauce
oil and vinegar
jalapenos (extra!)
banana peppers (extra!)
pepper jack cheese
FOOTLONG!
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Mmmmm. . .lots of protein, thiamin and niacin, and capzacin oil! Tasty. . . .
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Next, I'm hoping that they add habaneros (the hottest peppers in the world) as an option, or I may stop giving them my money, save for iced tea!
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For a backwoods midwest town, there are a LOT of authentic, ethnic restaurants of exceptional quality. . .and a few that are okay. For example, there is this one delectable Italian restaurant where they bake all their own bread from scratch, and they have an Italian guy who can barely speak English do all the cooking. . .they even make their own pasta. ^~^
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There is also a Chinese restaurant, which doesn't have any stuff that most Americans would cringe at. . .no dog, things of that nature etc. though there are many spicy chicken dishes, authentic sauces, and many other tasty, somewhat authentic Chinese food ^~^
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Onbe of my faves is a Greek and Middle-Eastern restaurant, which runs the gamut from Baba ghanooj, and falafel to delicious (yet unauthentic) gyros and tztaziki, saganaki(AKA the flaming cheese, and various soups.
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Don't even get me started on seafood, my personal favorite.
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Lastly, how did we go from the Moderation Wars to food? Please reply anyway!
Wow, I made a ton of typing errors in that post. . .I blame it on having just woke up.
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