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thoadthetoad
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1. Give tounge to ANYONE in the world, who would it be? (can be your husband/wife)

2. Start a small buisness with any friend in your life, who would it be? (can't be someone like "bill gates" or some crap)

3. have the ability to transform into either a dragon or a unicorn, which would you choose? (only those choices)

4. eat 1 food and never get fat from it, it'd keep it's flavor, and you'd still get all nutrients from it, and it would be free, which food would you choose? (no magical foods, guys)

5. Buy any video game series, what would it be? (I.E. Mario, Metroid, Fable, Resident evil)

6. If you could join any company, which would you choose and why?

7. Kill a god, which god would you kill?

8. Buy a vacation with full package and 1k of spending money (besides living and travel expenses) where would you go and why?

9. Have a servant, but it'd have to be a 18 year old lady in a french maid outfit without any real good cleaning skills, or a 47 year old lady who loves to clean.

10. Stop and give me 20, what 20 would you give me?

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Nerdius
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Skipping #1...
2- Programming business with my dad
3- Dragon
4- Hiro Sushi sushi, or Five Guys burgers
5- Spore expansion packs
6- Google, supposedly it is the best place to work
7- SKIP
8- Bahamas, they are awesome
9- The first option
10- 20 full Nelsons

Ghostacchunter
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10- 20 full Nelsons

lol what's a full nelson?
bigdaddyg
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bigdaddyg
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1. omg just one or more than one
2. my short buddy who annoys the living shit out of me but is smart as fuck
3. dragon, because it cooler
4. umm big mac
5. not sure about that one
6. Microsoft, because they makie a shit load of money...
7. umm i wouldnt kill any god because well i dont want to get my ass kicked by the other gods
8. i would go to umm somewhere sunny with beaches and pretty girls
9. as long the 18 year old was pretty i dont care
10. my first though was push ups..then up downs... (up downs are when u springt in place then when the coach says down u fall stomach first to the floor and then pop back up and keep sprinting then do it all over again)

Lige
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1. Strop.
2. Grover from sesame street. He's got his shit together.
3. Unicorn. Unicorns can do magic, teleport, and they're much faster fliers. Plus, no one wants to kill a unicorn, but everyone wants to kill a dragon.
4. Chili wit cornbread.
5. I don't play video games.
6. Redbull. In advertising. I'd be a base jumper.
7. God.
8. Panama. Awesome surfing, great people, No drinking age (at least they don't check IDs), and It's an inexpensive place.
9. Depends on whether or not she'd be willing to have sex with me.
10. Probably push ups. I never miss an opportunity to show off my manliness.

firetail_madness
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1. You
2. You
3. Unicorn, like way totally.
4. Hash Brown
5. Pokemon (So I can be bored for the rest of my life)
6. Probably Nintendo
7. Dude...
8. Wherever they give out free noodles, I'm hungry...
9. Both
10. 20 Breaths of air

thoadthetoad
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1. You

Gross, that means that you AND Zega have a sexual attraction to me. Sick.

9. Both

1 or the other, pal.
firetail_madness
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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

Still both :P

And for #1, it was opposite day...

Riou1231
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1.God!
2.My Friend named Sean
3.Dragon! Burn Peasants Burn!!!
4.Pork Chops!
5.Digimon World Series
6.Microsoft!
7.Jesus
8.America cause i like to go there!
9.Well if the lady was pretty i don't care!
10.I would give you 20 Gun shots!

dacer
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1. depends on what you mean by "give tounge"

2. bill gate's cousin in law

3. dragons iz the shit

4. would it still rot my teeth? if not chocolate!

5. hard one..... um megeman, every serise of megeman!

6. sony, why do you think?

7. Kill a god, which god would you kill?

8. portugal, visit my family there! duh

9. the first one.

10. pushups? what kind of dumb question is this?

weird questions.

Cenere
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1. Hmmm... I will get back to this later.
2. Probably.. Fairy.
3. Dragons or unicorn... Giant, strong being, or white horse that loves virgins... I go for unicorn!
4. Avocado.
5. Hopefully this means I have the consol to play it as well. Either singstar (to annoy my neighbors) or Tekken.
6. Companies are for losers (cought).
7. That would be... Seebec.
8. Around the globe! Because I need to travel. And Rome.
9. If she makes food as well, I go for the old lady. Because I am more lazy than anything else.
10. Kittehs. For no reason at all.

Legatus88
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1.Well for sure my girlfriend.
2.Yeah I would setup a private detective agency with a buddy of mine or a bounty hunting bussiness, in fact we probably will once we both gradute from college.
3.A dragon hands down...
4.Spaghetti
5.GTA
6.Magpul Industries, fire full auto assult rifles all day, hell yeah!
7.Dionysus, don't need a god of wine...
8.Romania to visit the Carpathian Mountains, where the strange ficitional region of Transylvania lies...
9.I'd go with the old lady because then I wouldn't have to worry about cleaning anything, I just wouldn't pay her any attention.
10.20 seconds

Pixie214
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1. The back of the Queen's head... on a stamp.
2. Dunno Oli or Nick. I'd have to flip a coin.
3. A unicorn. THeir blood is silver!!
4. Cheddar
5. Football Manager
6. The Company of Heroes because I could hang out with HRG.
7. Prometheus he deserves to die it would be a kind thing. (he is the one that gave us fire and is attached to the side of a mountain and his liver gets eaten each day. right?)
8. French Polynesia. It look so gorgeous.
9. The 18 year old. I would have to clean the house myself (Everything needs to be just so) she could live in the garage or something what ever she wants.
10. Errr... 20 blank pieces of paper.

Matty360
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1. *Mumbles names*
2. My really smart firend at school.
3. Dragon.
4. Yogurt (lol)
5. Total War.
6. Food Testers becayse I like food. (I'm no fatso)
7. Me.
8. Majorca (An awesome Spanish island I've been to loads.)
9. The fist one...
10. Slaps.

Nerdius
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@ Ghostacchunter
a full nelson is a wrestling move where you put your hands under the opponents armpits, lock your hands behind their neck, and take them to the ground.
sorry it took so long for the explanation

TotallySane
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1. Dalai Lama
2. Jon Lajoie. Hands down.
3. Dragon. I would then make techno music using sound clips of peoples bones being crushed by my teeth.
4. Lard, just so I can gloat.
5. Mortal Kombat, they need a pick me up.
6. Valve, because I want to.
7. There is no god.
8. China, you know how many shirts I could have made for $1000?
9. Second, I'm not a sex starved pervert like all of you.
10. Nothing, you arn't worth $20, I'd head to the next corner.

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