You wouldn't need a mech-sized proton. It would just fire a continuous stream of protons.
Alright, so that's how does it work.
...did you expect that I'll process this attack again?
Impossible, because I am merely a figment of my own imagination, so I imagine that I am alive, and I am alive.
After some research on paradoxes, I conclude that when you're dead you cannot imagine. So this didn't work.
Oh, and by the way, the UCAVs dropped all their bombs on the house once they located it.
If you mentioned this earlier...
i call in air-strike on house and blow the crap out of it.
Mmm... Your planes were shot down. By the Chimney Artillery. And they couldn't find the house.
I channel orion732's spirit and give it a physical form that's a massive lance, I stick it on the mech and use it to stab attackers. The mech self destructs after I exit it, destroying the lance.
And when do you exit it? Hm... Please inform me in your next post.
Ummmm...Why mine?
you're dead. duh.
Actually, no, did you read my post above?
No you are dead, orion732.
I send the entire republican party armed with shotguns to attack the wall, since this house is a danger to national security, and should this somehow back fire, I will bribe them to attack anyways. Should they not want to attack for any amount of money, I'll just bribe them not to attack me.
Pellets deal a total of 500 damage (10 critical hits and thousands of normal ones that don't do any damage because the house has wooden/brick/concrete walls)
i get a match rub fastly on a sand paper like surface it starts on fire and i lay it on roof and think out loud "I wonder how i got on the roof?"
You get on the roof (somehow) but a single match couldn't ignite the roof.
I send in Marcus Fenix and his whole squad to attack the house,chainsaw lancers in hand revving ready to saw any chairs or curtain that come their way,and get behind trees as cover in case any projectiles are sent at them.
A House throws trees at trees and they collapse on your attack.
I send a squad of elite flamethrowers with special armor protecting them against stranglation-stuff.
And I send the flamethrowers to attack the house. I hope that was obvious. They duck around the trees for cover.
Due to being a lance, you cannot talk.
Miguelin determines if you're dead. nothing you can do will change that.
Who's Miguelin?
And I will run away from the area, while stocking up on men, guns, and ammo...
Alright, you do.
A House
HP: 75461 (-500) That was weak, people.
Skills: Alot of annoying ones. Most notable ones are Strangle with a Curtain, Form Avatar and Chair Stampede. It can also fix its structure slowly.
Status: Made of bricks, paint, concrete, metal, wood, and furniture. It also trusts the house cleaner hired by mattt15. Some bees defend A House. There are a few sticks of dynamite lying nearby. Matty360 owns a MG turret and can operate it.
Special rules: Same as before, and they can be found on the first page. STATIDONKERS are disabled. Definition of a STATIDONKER can be found on page 3. Using E99 effectors is disabled. Oversized amounts of soldiers are "restricted". Oversized amounts of text are "restricted". Methods to insta-kill one unit used in Heroes of Might and Magic series are disabled. Massive forest destruction disabled.
Stage: Forest. Contains some pines and such. Some are broken already, and about 21(31 formerly) are lying on A House. A mech is standing infront of A House, and it's wielding orion732 channeled into a lance.
Dead people: None
Simplified people: None
BANNED people: None yet
Disintegrated and insane people: None yet
Possible time when I'll check again: Agh... Cannot promise anything. But hopefully somewhen tomorrow.
Relations: None between players and NPCs.
Stunned people: None
Current players' locations and HP: Matty360 100% - A House, RubberyChicken 100% - away, crimsonblade55 100% - fortified bunker, orion732 100% - held by the mech, lance form, daleksparta 80% - In the mech, Pazx 100% - just infront of A House, others unknown
Other stat I should put in template
