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Minnakht
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This one is a blatant ripoff...

A house
HP: 100000
Skills: Alot of annoying ones
Status: Unaffected by anything yet. Made of bricks, paint, concrete, metal, wood, and furniture.
Special rules: You cannot assume something happened, but you can predict the results. If the results are strictly set, you have to post them. One action per between my posts. You can OBJECT by giving proper reasons, but only once per rejected action. I have the rights to deny your attack or OBJECTION without any reasons, but I promise I'll limit this to when I'm really tired and/or lazy and stuff. In these cases, I may lend this thread to someone else.
Stage: Forest. Contains some pines and such.
Dead people: None yet
Simplified people: None yet
BANNED people: None yet
Disintegrated and insane people: None yet
Possible time when I'll check again: About 18 hours from now
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Being dead disables your own physical actions.
Being simplified disables all actions that have to be explained or are just complicated. Basically limits your movepool to simple physical attacks performed by you.
Being BANNED disables your rights to post here.
Being disintegrated and insane disables your all actions that could influence anything.
If I meet alot posts after these 18 hours and do not answer because I'm too lazy, you may imagine beating me up until I look like a hunk of meat that can be used for culinary reasons. I know that these threads are alot of responsiblity, and I'm a novice in this, but these other destruction threads either make you destroy your environment of frustration or are abandoned already, so I can't be that bad.

Start.

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IPwnGamezz
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woops sry i meant shooting the house ^_^

orion732
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And if noone understands UCAVs, Ion Cannons, LTBs, or Rift Generators:

Ion Cannon (The GDI one)
GDI
Rift Generator (Scrin)
LTB (C&C3)
UCAV

daleksparta
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RC fails to use hte rocket launcehr because only me and the house can use it.

Minnakht
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I decide that I am bored. I get giant mecha (yay mechquest!) and blast the house with
An insanely huge bazooka x2 (mech size)
A proton rifle (mech size)
a giant howitser (mech size)
and then I jump at the house with an energy sword (me sized)


Bazookas miss due to strong wind that you didn't notice (Worms FTA). 2 trees fell on A House. 200 damage.
You couldn't find a mech sized proton for the proton rifle. Shooting with a normal one dealt negligibly small damage.
Giant howitser was jammed by some projectile A House shot in its barrel. And then it exploded.
Energy sword deals 2000 damage, creating a huge rift equal in height to half of the house's height. Not exactly cutting in half, but still. Then, due to you being in melee range, you're pulled out of the mech and Strangled With a Curtain. You're dead. I'm in bad mood for some reason.
But remember, being dead opens alot of new possiblities and doesn't disable some previous ones

*I show the house how to use the rocket launcher and we shoot down the mech*


That was the projectile that jammed your howitser.

hmm I would drive my B-2 Spirit and drop my payload on it. hahHAHAHaHAHAHAHAHAHA


You drive your B-2 Spirit, and then you drop your payload on it. B-2 Spirit destroyed by payload.

I tackle daleksparta, grab the rocket launcher, and then blast my self away by jumping and then firing a missle at the house.


The rocket launcher was held by A Curtain. daleksparta tackled, 10 damage, you jumped. Further actions didn't work.

I nuke the forest then bomb it with Napalm, all while I am watching from monitors in my secret base that is not even on earth.


When A House noticed the nukes, it phoned Supreme Overlord Minnakht. He decided that destroying the forest is unacceptable and denied your attack with his ultimate power.

Oh, and if that didn't destroy it, I use stealth UCAVs to locate the house's exact position, and fire my Orbital Ion Cannon at it. If it's still not destroyed, I drop a Liquid Tiberium Bomb on it, and then use a Rift Generator to pull it apart.
Oh, and when I said above:
I nuke the forest then bomb it with Napalm, all while I am watching from monitors in my secret base that is not even on earth.
I nuked the entirety of the forest, and carpet bombed it with napalm.


House located. Suddenly, a pile of rubble appears next to you in your base. It then forms into a humanshape and punches you, dealing 50 damage. You're dead. Further actions didn't happen because of your death.

May I play? O_O I Bring a shotgun and start shooting the tree >_>


Sure. Actually, you didn't have to ask. Or something like that grammatically. Tree shot, and collapsed on A House. 100 damage.

woops sry i meant shooting the house ^_^


Hm... this would deal about 20-69 damage. Treeshooting version kept.

RC fails to use hte rocket launcehr because only me and the house can use it.


It can be used by anyone, but he doesn't have it.

A House
HP: 75961 (-2300)
Skills: Alot of annoying ones. Most notable ones are Strangle with a Curtain, Form Avatar and Chair Stampede. It can also fix its structure slowly.
Status: Made of bricks, paint, concrete, metal, wood, and furniture. It also trusts the house cleaner hired by mattt15. Some bees defend A House. There are a few sticks of dynamite lying nearby. Matty360 owns a MG turret and can operate it.
Special rules: Same as before, and they can be found on the first page. STATIDONKERS are disabled. Definition of a STATIDONKER can be found on page 3. Using E99 effectors is disabled. Oversized amounts of soldiers are "restricted". Oversized amounts of text are "restricted". Methods to insta-kill one unit used in Heroes of Might and Magic series are disabled. Massive forest destruction disabled.
Stage: Forest. Contains some pines and such. Some are broken already, and about 31 are lying on A House. giant corpse moved away. A mech is standing infront of A House.
Dead people: Pazx, orion732
Simplified people: None
BANNED people: None yet
Disintegrated and insane people: None yet
Possible time when I'll check again: 2 hours from now, maybe
Relations: None between players and NPCs.
Stunned people: None
Current players' locations and HP: Matty360 100% - A House, RubberyChicken 100% - under a tree, crimsonblade55 100% - fortified bunker, orion732 0% - secret base, daleksparta 80% - somewhere close to A House, Pazx 0% - just infront of A House, others unknown
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Minnakht
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Possible time when I'll check again: Hm... After 11-16 hours from now.

And this isn't a bimp, that's information.

orion732
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You couldn't find a mech sized proton for the proton rifle. Shooting with a normal one dealt negligibly small damage.


You wouldn't need a mech-sized proton. It would just fire a continuous stream of protons.

Suddenly, a pile of rubble appears next to you in your base. It then forms into a humanshape and punches you, dealing 50 damage.


Impossible, because I am merely a figment of my own imagination, so I imagine that I am alive, and I am alive.

Oh, and by the way, the UCAVs dropped all their bombs on the house once they located it.
jjrocks66
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i call in air-strike on house and blow the crap out of it.

daleksparta
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I channel orion732's spirit and give it a physical form that's a massive lance, I stick it on the mech and use it to stab attackers. The mech self destructs after I exit it, destroying the lance.

orion732
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I channel orion732's spirit and give it a physical form that's a massive lance, I stick it on the mech and use it to stab attackers. The mech self destructs after I exit it, destroying the lance.


Ummmm...Why mine?
daleksparta
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you're dead. duh.

RubberyChicken
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I send the entire republican party armed with shotguns to attack the wall, since this house is a danger to national security, and should this somehow back fire, I will bribe them to attack anyways. Should they not want to attack for any amount of money, I'll just bribe them not to attack me.

gooddemon
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i get a match rub fastly on a sand paper like surface it starts on fire and i lay it on roof and think out loud "I wonder how i got on the roof?"

crimsonblade55
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I send in Marcus Fenix and his whole squad to attack the house,chainsaw lancers in hand revving ready to saw any chairs or curtain that come their way,and get behind trees as cover in case any projectiles are sent at them.

orion732
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you're dead. duh.


Actually, no, did you read my post above?
orion732
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i get a match rub fastly on a sand paper like surface it starts on fire and i lay it on roof and think out loud "I wonder how i got on the roof?"

XD

I send a squad of elite flamethrowers with special armor protecting them against stranglation-stuff.
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