ok how about i send a genocidal tree that has a poison bomb and since it's genocidal it doesn't care about the other trees or the house. the house feels sympathy for the tree since the house doesnt know what the tree is going to do. the tree says it wants to pose inside the house, but the tree plants the 1 second poison bomb before the house sees it. Also, the tree is suicidal.
Er... hm... How do you send a tree?
I guess...
Your tree collapses and that's all. Some more trees fall for no reason. One falls on A House. 100 damage.
I launch a rocket propelled chainsaw at the house.
The chainsaw surprisingly scores a critical hit, and does 250 damage. (Looks like I liked the idea. But, who doesn't like chainsaws and rocket fuel?)
Minnakht, I'd like to say thank you for making this awesome forum game. It's much better then "The Brick Wall".
YAY! Thanks! Unfortunately... RubberyChicken IS HEREEEEE!!!! So you probably won't have any more luck damaging the wall.
Anyways, I get 800 people to eat beans and tell them to fart at the house. And from behind the house I get 800 more dogs to pee on the house. Before all that happened a man lined gunpowder around the house and the I geneticlly modified the 800 dogs so they pee fire, the house explodes.
-The house now stinks and has explosive gas nearby, 50 damage not physical, 10 damage per 5 turns not physical, and human-based attakcs have 10% chance to fail due to the smell
-The gunpowder formed a trail around the house and then towards the guy with a barrel of gunpowder.
-Furine deals 1600... That was a statidonker I guess. 1600 damage and -10 structure for one turn. Gas explodes and deals 400 damage, physical. The gunpowder doesn't do any damage as there's not much of it, and the trail is lit and continues towards the barrel guy. This explosion kills him, but collapses a tree at A House. 100 damage. WOW. 2150 damage.
From a plane flying above the forest, I take out a huge but very light magnifying glass and use it to start a forest fire.
A plane can't stand still enough to focus sunlight on the house or anythign else properly. Mythbusters FTR!
I'm gonna hire 10 mercenaries with assault rifles to attack the house!
After some CS-like action the house takes a total of 122 damage and all the mercenaries are dead.
Total damage - 2632 * 1,1 from structure decrease with the previous turn value
A House
HP: 91930 (-2895)
Skills: Alot of annoying ones. Most notable one is Strangle with a Curtain. It can also fix its structure slowly.
Status: Lowered structure stage 10, taking 100% more damage from physical attacks. Made of bricks, paint, concrete, metal, wood, and furniture. It also trusts the house cleaner hired by mattt15, that is currently recovering in hospital. Damaged by the leftovers of the carpenter bees idea for 10 damage each turn for the nearest 5 turns. Farts damage the house for 10 damage for the nearest 5 turns. Some bees defend A House. 3 sumo wrestlers owe A House a favor.
Special rules: Same as before, and they can be found on the first page. STATIDONKERS are disabled. Definition of a STATIDONKER can be found on page 3.
Stage: Forest. Contains some pines and such. Some are broken already, and about seventeen are lying on A House. There is a ladyhouse made of balsa wood just next to A House. And, a bit further away, there is a large explosion crater.
Dead people: Alot of suicidal nerds. Some dinosaurs. Gunpowder barrel guy NPC.
Simplified people: None yet
BANNED people: None yet
Disintegrated and insane people: None yet
Possible time when I'll check again: Randomly during the next 2 hours or less.
Other stat I should put in template
Other stat I should put in template
Other stat I should put in template
Other stat I should put in template
