So what would be your last words if you were die? I think that mine would depend on the way i died, like if i were to be hung id make so comment about the judge's wife/Daughter. But if i were to be shot id say somthing like "MOTHER F***ER WHYED YOU SHOT ME YOU B****"
I am but a single human... *looks at 10,000,000 tanks* yah... Hey look... its a beautiful and complicated yet very well organized and balanced eco system... lets destroy it and every landscape that supports it!
"this used to be a pizza hut now its a field of daisies this used to be parking lot now its nothing by flowers this used to be paradise I wish I had a lawn mower"
I wouldn't be comedic about my death. I would most likely just say goodbye to my loved ones if I was sick.
If I was getting murdered. I would just say to the person: "What will this accomplish in your life?" "After you have done this you will most likely be caught by the authorities and then you will suffer."
This is assuming my death meant something and people will remember my last words? I don't really know what I'd say. I'd hope that all the words that I have said during my life would be important enough that they'd not be eclipsed by my last breaths. I also assume it would be something very dependent on the situation.
I am sitting in a pub. some arabic guy sits next to me. I start a conversation. he tells me that he hates our government, and is going to kill everybody in the pub, he's a suicide bomber. I tell him that that's a pitty. 'but, you and your seventytwo vergins have to clean up the mess.'
Blue, no offence meant here but all of yours are a bit... sucky. Mine was eloquent AND original.
Ooh, I thought of another one.
Don't be sad that I am leaving, I am naught more than a man, rejoice in the memories that we shared - they are infinitely more valuable than I alone could ever be.
