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thisisnotanalt
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"Hey Alt, what are you doing now?"
"Reading my story on armorgames. It's called the Neverending Story."
"How could it never end if it only ends up being four lines?"
"Read it closely." 0.o

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Pazx
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P: So... You managed to make neither of us speak thoad. Do you know what P stands for?
M: Kinda fail. Can I have one of the alive ones anyways?
P: Also, the reason about the armatar is because I only shall use Cen's art.
M: Annnd... He's a good artist.

nichodemus
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N: The P is for peas! Potatoes! Pumpkin! Pork! Ah my mouth waters!
D: The M is for moron you bozo.
N: Shucks, you did have to bring the house down right?
D: Thats in my job credential actually.
N: Can I fire you?
D: No, not in this time of economic recession.

thoadthetoad
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P: So... You managed to make neither of us speak thoad. Do you know what P stands for?
M: Kinda fail. Can I have one of the alive ones anyways?
P: Also, the reason about the armatar is because I only shall use Cen's art.
M: Annnd... He's a good artist.

Thoad: Yep, *makes you wait for the catchphrase* Because I'm just awesome like that.
Rafael: his idiocy only outweighs his ego.
Thoad: Big words hide small thoughts, rafael.
Rafael: ... touche.
Thoad: more like "DOU-SHAY!".
Crowd: ....
Cricket: *chirp* *chirp*
Thoad: THAT WAS A GOOD JOKE!
Rafael: I think I just threw up because that joke was so bad.
Pazx
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P: Terrible joke.
M: o.O
P: I still think you don't know what P, or M for that matter means.
M: It doesn't really matter.
P: It does to me.
M: You don't matter to anyone.

thoadthetoad
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Thoad: Sadly it is true *steals your razor* HAHA GOT YOUR RAZOR!
But anyways, P is for Pierce and M is for Mary, right?

Rafael: PIE. (for the sake of non-spam*

Pazx
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P: Have it, not in emo mood ATM. And yeah, that's our names.
M: I don't think it's good to speak acronyms...
P: Well, typing isn't speaking.
M: Yeah... I guess the same with speaking links.
P: No, that's actually possible.
M: > >
P: ;D

thoadthetoad
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Thoad: Sadly it is true *steals your razor* HAHA GOT YOUR RAZOR!
But anyways, P is for Pierce and M is for Mary, right?

Rafael: PIE. (for the sake of non-spam*

thoadthetoad
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Thoad/Rafael: Woah, were we just lag-ninja'd?
Pazx: Yep. I'm just awesome like that.
Thoad: You wily son of a b****, you stole my catchphrase!
M: What about those mazzelh things? I want an alive one!
Thoad: Sorry all I have are dead ones. I fill them with fiberglass insulation. Extra poison cuddlyness!
M: ...
Thoad: *throws a mazzelh with it's eyes gouged out at Mary*
M: ...IT'S SO CUDDLY *cuddles*
Thoad: That will be 14.95.

Pazx
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P: Mary... You're not usually the kind of girl that goes up and cuddles things.
M: I know, but thoad wrote that bit.
P: He used us...
M: Anyways, I want one without the eyes gouged out~
P: Have fun with that~
M: Oh come on, they look awesome
P: They do...
M: :3

Pazx
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M: Haha, you've got non-existent competition~
P: Huh?
M: According to Nicho knight is hitting on me~
P: You do realise Nicho is a writer, and writers make good plot twists?
M: Perhaps. I did say 'nonexistent' though didn't I?
P: actually, you hyphenated it.

knight_34
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D: Where am I again?

"You're in The Neverending Story"

D: Right.

"According to Nichodemus, you are hitting on Pazx."

D: Other people have said that.

"They have indeed."

D: I am baffled at why they would say that.

"I am too."

D: How was your day today?

"Terrible. Let's get out of here

D: I don't want to.

"Do it, or I will personally smash your computer to pieces"

D: Aww.. Fine then.

"Hahaha!"

thoadthetoad
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P: You do realise Nicho is a writer, and writers make good plot twists?
M: Perhaps. I did say 'nonexistent' though didn't I?
P: actually, you hyphenated it.

Thoad: Say, Mary, if we go do stuff, you get 3 ungouged mazzelhs.
M: Don't control me again.
Thoad: Sorry, what I meant to say was: "Let me rape you, or I'll kill you."
M: That's...really obscene.
Thoad: And offensive!
*awkward silence*
Pazx
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P: Don't forget she's eleven.
M: You know, I think I looked up to you until now.
P: *silently to himself* More competition...
M: You know, I can read that, you typed it.
P: ...
M: Haha~ *backs away from thoad*

P: Uh, who is D?
M: I thought it was Demus originally... But Knight is using it...

knight_34
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D: You know who I am. My name is David. Don't you know that already?

"Does he have to differentiate Demus from his own name?"

D: I think so.

Dave: That's better.

Pazx
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P: Actually I realised that after Mairz clicked Submit.
M: You could always write 'D3' instead of 'Dave'.
P: Haha, more penguin references~
M: Indeed. Someone is playing Kirby games~

Rafael: So hey Mary, how 'bout-
P: WHAT THE F*** IS WRONG WITH YOU!
M: *laughs* This is ridiculous... Oh wait, I meant to do this *runs*

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