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thisisnotanalt
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"Hey Alt, what are you doing now?"
"Reading my story on armorgames. It's called the Neverending Story."
"How could it never end if it only ends up being four lines?"
"Read it closely." 0.o

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Pazx
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P: Hey Bob, I just realized something. There are no boobies here. Jezz and Skye are on the other side of the NES.
...

...

M: *hits P*
P: But-
M: *looks down*
P: What?

jezz
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Jezz: Ugh Pierce, and you expect Mary to put up with you?
Skye: *tuts*
Jezz: We've come back to.. pack a few things before we start our journey with Pickle and Shack to that Greater Dancing place.
Skye: But we have nothing to pack...
Jezz: Yes...
*looks uncomfortable*
So we'll just be.. on our way...

Pazx
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Skye: *tuts*


P: Was I just... uh... Disrespected? *vocabulary fail* By a person that noone knew until you stepped in here Jezz?
M: Of course you were.
P: ...
M: :3
P: Remember the tours?
M: Point proven, just don't go there.
jezz
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Jezz: Eheh...

By a person that noone knew until you stepped in here Jezz?

Skye: Oh so now i've been.. disrespected. We equal now Pierce?
Jezz: Enough fighting.. go to bed. I'm knackered, its like, 11:30pm here. *yawns*
Skye: Mmhmm.. anyway yes..on our way...
JereN
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Jere: L0L...just got the weirdest comment on my profile

go back 2 your own fukin pile o ****e and c u next tuesday


Mike: W0W...that was....random!!!

Burk: This is clearly an issue of bad self esteem. The poor boy has some problems with himself and he has to let the aggressions out in the most random way by insulting others by totally random things. He isn't obviously getting enough attention so he tries to get it..Only in the totally wrong way. This is very interesting on the psychological aspect of the teenager mind

*Jere/Mike/Spike stares in total astonishment*

Spike: Burk...that was kinda deep.

Mike: I didn't know he could say anything else than me so pretty....
Shadowphoenix39
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Leoss: "Nom nom"
Dandelion: "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!"
Gornab: "That was extremely of of ch-WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!"
k: "Tahw era uoy- TAHW EHT LLEH SI TAHT!"
Owyn: "Aww... It's cute..." -pets Leoss- "Wait... Is that a scone?!"
-big flash of yellow light in the octagonal room-
Owyn: "Where are we now?" -looks around- "WE ARE FREE!"
Leoss: "Aye ol' chap, by eating the wonderful scone I have realeased you and your, er... friends from the room."
Owyn: "I thought you were Japanese..."
Leoss: "Nay my boy, don't be racist!"
Owyn: "How does that make me-"
Leoss: "SILENCE! You have insulted me!"
Owyn: "In what way?"
Leoss: "SILENCE! My name tag shall now disappear!" -snaps fingers, er... paws-
Dandelion: "Lol, the narrator messed up."
Gornab: "That isn't a real word..."
Dandelion: "Does it matter?!"
Gornab: "Apparently not..."
Lol.

Pazx
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Skye: Oh so now i've been.. disrespected. We equal now Pierce?


Srsly, vocabulary fail.

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*P and M listening to iPod, constantly changing songs*
Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend, t- Bad influence on y- Are you, starting to change, are y- Pleeeeeeaaa-ease, dont leave m- Bad Kids, all we are is bad kids...
P: *swallows*
M: *bites lip*
*iPod continues to play, changes onto MGMT's 'Kids'*
P: *blinks*
M: *Shuffles slightly*
*song eventually changes to 'Stop and Stare'
This town is colder now... I think it's sick of us... I-
P: WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS IPOD!?
M: Better not to question these things.
thisisnotanalt
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Alt: Lots of craziness and disresepect going on.
Chill: you. . .didn't. . .notice. . .until. . .NOW?
Alt: Oh, I noticed.
Chill: Why didn't you speak up?
Alt: I was the one disresoecting. Why would I ruin the schadenfreude?
Chill: What's shaedinfrood?
Alt: LOLPRONUNCIATIONFAIL
Chill: How do you say it?
Alt: It's two letters. Shoudl'nt be too hard.
*-_-'*

Pazx
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Jezz: We've come back to.. pack a few things before we start our journey with Pickle and Shack to that Greater Pole Dancing place.


Bob: BOOBIES!
Zega
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Jack: Peanut!
Zega: Pee nuts.
Jack: Bob!
Bob: BOOBIES!
Boobies: BOB!
...

thisisnotanalt
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...: ...
...: ...
...: ...

Chill: What did they say?
Alt: Made perfect sense to me.

kacboy
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Man-1.hey
Man-2.hows it goin?
Man-1.good,and you?
Man-2.fine thanks,and you?
lol

thisisnotanalt
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Alt: NOT humorous. Not funny at least on an esoteric level. Spam.
Chill: You really have it out for these people, don't you?
Alt: rawr.

kacboy
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i tried my best...

thisisnotanalt
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Alt: Try unsanity! Takes something seemingly random snd pointless and discuss it through.
Chill: How do you speak in bold?
Alt: Like that.
Chill: Stop dodging my questions! Answer me!
Alt: huh? I was too busy drinking some Coca-cola. . . .
Chill: I give up.

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