"Hey Alt, what are you doing now?" "Reading my story on armorgames. It's called the Neverending Story." "How could it never end if it only ends up being four lines?" "Read it closely." 0.o
Jezz: *points at self* Skye: Tch... Jezz: *frowns* Didn't something called Zero offer to take you out? Skye: Mhhm it was a giant ant. And it offered to take me to McDonalds. Jezz: Well, what did you say to him? Skye: Nothing! I don't want to go on a date with a giant bug! *fumes* Jezz: *chuckles* Skye: *eyes flash red*
... "..." hue: *sighs What? hue: the world is ending. "...shoot." WHAT? THE WORLD IS ENDING? AND YOU'RE NOT WORRIED? hue:...no. not really. "Nothing we can do really." ! YOU CAN PANIC! EXPRESS SOME CONCERN! BE... NORMAL! "Normal?" hue: why would we want to do that? It isn't necessary. Panicing wouldn't help anything.
zlith: hey vise VISE: VISE all capitals! zlith: whatever, I noticed that you work for any kind of payment what did you mean by that. VISE: um I don't think I am allowed to say that on AG zlith: O OK well sor- WAIT WHAT you don't mean VISE: thats right. candy zlith: YOUR- O ... candy thats OK then VISE: NO ITS NOT, I'M ADICTED AND IF I GET FAT I'LL POST IN ALL BOLD. zlith: ??? VISE: bold is thick/fat text and I am skinny. zlith: OK well- WAIT NOOOO!!! wait hang on *works out* thats better VISE: by the way. that thing about how I work for candy. that was a big lie I told you just then. *sarcastic shifty eyes* zlith: you sure are confusing. VISE: if I am confusing but we are the same person then you have a brain tumor. zlith: no I don't, you just want to say that I have cancer. VISE: and I will, ZLITH HAS CANCER zlith: /shoots VISE+ VISE: haha zlith: what VISE: I broke your Astrix key. zlith: crap! *^%@#^$^%)@^%-/++/*$%^&/-+ VISE: now you can't do anything
"War is tiring... Meh..." F: *stretches* At lease you weren't trapped in a glass box for the whole day. *grumble* "So? I was being attacked by crazed commandos! They were gonna de-limb us! F: VocabFail "So? You are and idiot." F: Yep. So are you. "Wait... I'm confused... We're the same person, right? How were we in two different places?" F: Improbability Drive?
Jalex13: Hey again: OMG IMPROBABILITY DRIVE!!! OMGOMG DID U READ HITCHHICKERS GUIDE TO THE GALAXY I LOVE DAT BOOK!! Amir: Yes, I enjoyed the satiric theme throughout the novels. Jalex13: English Please? Amir: 'Ello mate! No, not english speaking, english as in the language. Amir: Nihao. Jalex13: shut up. Amir: note taken.
"Konichiwa" F: Hola. "Hallo" F: Uh... Un, Dur, Tua, Catre, Sanct, Siet... "Ok, no more different langiges!! Gettin annoying." F: Yes... Very annoying. "I can't wait till high school. I iz learning russian." F: Good for you? "Yes."
Amir: Oh god, is this what my bilangual skills have caused? Jalex13: nice job buddy. Amir: I know, I'm very proud of my pursuasive skills. Poor humans. Jalex13: Did ya know mormons believe Jesus lives in Missouri? Amir: I'm atheist. Jalex13: My uncle lives there! Jalex13: Oh Amir, that's er.. depressing. Amir: The world is bleak. Jalex13: Have fun with that. Amir: Yes. I will have much fun. MJ: Much, much, FUN. ;] Jalex13: OH NO ITS MICHAEL JACKSON AHHHHHHHH!! MJ: Hey!!!! I don't bite. Well.. only on sundays, and mondays, and tuesdays, and.. Amir and Jalex: You done yet? MJ: and friday and the 15th saturday of the year, and Woodchuck day, and... Amir and Jalex: *walks away*
Amir: I'm so ecstatic that my bilangual skills have influened all y'all gamers. Jalex13: yay the Never ending story has been rescued from the 2nd page. All thanks to Me, myself, and that nerd over there. Amir: Nerd as in me? I wouldn't be talking Jalex. Jalex13: oooo im scared. Amir: shutup. U are a hippicritical, narcisistical, egotistical, stereotypical, demonic, freak. so, SHUT IT u fucker. Jalex13: whoa.
zlith- hey vise vise-hey didn't we get through this already1 zlith-what vise-you spelled my name in not capitals zlith- ;] vise- what did you- you broke the shift key zlith-the astrix key has bean avenged exclamation point
"Scared and confused?" F: You should be. "Yes." F: For all you know, we're crazy. "Unsane. Not crazy, unsane." F: Yeah. "So, wanna go see if our new BioLab has been constructed yet?" F: Sure, ok. "Let's hope knight doesn't attack it... Again."
MJ: whos knight? He sounds smexyyyyyyy Amir: That's not creepy. Jalex13: Totally. MJ: ok whos amir. EWW he's nerdy!! Jalex13: oh no, i wouldnt be insulting amir if i were u.. Amir: *EXPLOSION* MJ:.... ummm nothing happenned.... *BOOM* X_X
"Awwww! He likes you!" F Gah! I'm being sampled by a tiny fireball!! "Hehehe..." F: *grumble* I feel like an entree. "That's nice." F: *grumble* "Say, how long does it take for these phoenix's to grow up? They could be a valuable asset in the defense of my new lab." F: [sarcasm]Oh, great idea! then All we'd have to do is cover the whole building with flame retardant spray![/sarcasm]
zlith: OOOOOOOOOOO birdsees. i'll name that one tom that one joe that one tom that one sarah that one tom that one paul o and I almost for got to name one tom VISE: why did you name so many tom zlith: most of them seamed stupid so that way if one dies there will be many toms left. VISE: ??? zlith: they don't like you VISE: *werewolfifys* zlith: OMG VISE: ROAR! stupid moon zlith: dude thats awesome! VISE: GROWL! how zlith: werewolf attack the flame retardent factory VISE: GARBLE HOWL GRRR! no! fire is awesome. look there is some in darks hair that I did not light *shifty eyes*
