"Hey Alt, what are you doing now?" "Reading my story on armorgames. It's called the Neverending Story." "How could it never end if it only ends up being four lines?" "Read it closely." 0.o
"Lab, not factory. Factories are for mass production. I'm not ready to do that yet." F: Yep. So far, we have about ten perfected copies of the original virus, and more are being fabricated.
"manta, where are we?" "lost" "more specifically?" "Lost: Parted with unwillingly or unintentionally; not to be found; missing; as, a lost book or sheep" "i meant a specific location" "lost" "you already said that" "no, you did" "wasn't that you?" "yes" "..." "I'm you and You're me" "but I'm text" "stop acknowledging your meager existence! you're text!" "we're still lost" "no, we're in the retarded flame factory"
"Flame retardant lab! Besides, that's just a precaution. You can refer to the place you are trespassing in as the Biological Disease Lab, BioLab, or just lab. But it's not a factory!" F: By the way, we shoot trespassers. *primes M1 Grand* "We shoot to kill." *loads sniper rifle*
"but manta, i don't remember leaving the house" "you didn't. you're text" "but you typed me" "I don't remember that" "you're doing it right now" "you're delusional" "you don't know what that means" "you're right. i don't! however, these retarded flames look pretty dangerous" "oh my god! we'll burn alive!" "i won't. you might." "...but wait... i'm text!" "but i control you" "dang!"
Baby Phoenix 10: -attempts to eat Skye's snake hair-
Skye: *looks irritated* Jezz: HA. Skye: *flicks eyes up and stares at the baby* *baby dies* Skye: *sniff* Oh dear... Only 9 baby birdsees now. Shame. Jezz: :O Baby! -hugs smouldering baby- Skye: Yah its dead... go hug something cute and get over it. Jezz: Phoenix, how did you manage 10 BABIES? You.. your male, right? Unless.. I... you... -eyes wide- Ohhhhh.. Skye: Hey! Phoenixes don't have 10 babies at a time! They rarely have one! Stoopid...
zlith:see I told you it was smart to name 4 of them tom VISE: *stares at skye and the dead phinix* zlith:woah whats wrong VISE: I...am...so...JELOUS!!! zlithf what. VISE: killing things by looking them in the eye!! zlith: *looks at VISE in the eye VISE: *looks back and concentrates hard*
Skye: *stares at VISE* VISE: *looks away* HA! Skye: Mrghh! Imbecile... *swipes at VISE* VISE: *had his back turned* *falls to the floor* Skye: HA! *storms off*
N: Nom nom...scrummy...where did you get these baby birds Jezz? D: Rather tasty ah brother? Especially with salsa sauce...they melt in my mouth...though their over a thousand degrees! N: Ah...*Pats belly*... D: Waiter, main course of boiled horse meat coming?
Jezz: They just flew right out of the distance. Skye: I don't know who the hell's they are. No one phoenix made them, thats for sure! Jezz: I know. You'd think SP would know how phoenix reproduction works, being one and all. Skye: Are you even sure he IS one? Jezz: Ye- no... Good point!
Skye: So uh... *counts tiny birds* *blackens and dies* one... *blackens and dies* two... *blackens and dies* three... *blackens and dies* four...
Skye: *sigh* Skye: OH! It's a shame 1st life phoenix babies are rare. Their healing properties are at their prime when they're properly newly born. Jezz: *snatches one baby and hides it under her wing* This ones mine! Hes a keeper! Nich.. stay away...
N:*Grabs the other...four*, not to worry...I'm human again...Ow! D: Unfortunately that means our thick paws are...gone...Arghhh!!! N: Foooff...That was hot... D: Burning my skin off...hey look it's crying!
Jezz: Awwhh little baby...~ *croons* Baby Phoenix: *sits in Nich's hand* *cries* *burns heal in a split second* *repeats with Demus* Jezz: Awhh hes so cute! Baby Phoenix: *crawls back to Jezz* *crackles softly, on fire*
N: Now where's my non-flammable birdseed? D: Four birds to feed Nich... N: Well, looks like we can't buy...BBQed medusa hair, nachos, horse meat...and the like this month. D: Ah well...never mind...
Skye: No you certainly can't buy barbequed medusa hair! Jezz: Nich, are you really gonna keep those beautiful birds? Skye: You not gonna eat them when you turn again?
Jezz: Everyone everyone listen! I want to name him. *thinks* Skye: Martin? Jezz: Martin the Phoenix. I think not. Jezz: I know I know I know! Xander! Xander: *squarks and becomes engulfed in purple flames* *flames die down to reveal a deep purple X burned into his breast flesh*
Jezz: Oh... dear... What just happened? Skye: God knows. But it was coooooll Xander: *flames disappear with a hiss* *shuffles over to Demus and repeatedly nudges him*
N: Sure I'll keep them...and name them D: Tasty, Crunchy, Spicy and Scrummy? N: No, definitely no.... D: Ah well...might as well check their gender first.... N: Yes Jezz, gender?
