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Yes Jezz, gender?

Looks like you've got 3 little girlies and a right show off little boy

Jezz: Congratz, your a father!
Skye: Technically you are. You're raising them for now!
Jezz: Awww. Name them tomorrow

Jezz: The NES is now a creche 0_0

"Muahahahaha.... Muahahahahaha! MUAHAHAHAHAHA-<coughhackcough> Oh... Sorry 'bout that... Sore throat..."
F: Ha.
"Shut up, Frank."
F: Yessir.
"Yes... My virus is perfected... Ready to be unleashed upon the world... Muahaha- <hackcoughhack> Ugh..."
F: When do we begin circulation of the virus?
"In around three days."
F: We have the test subjects ready?
"Yes... Just three days... Then the che- uh, world, the world will be mine... Yes..."

"manta, my sniper wound is becoming enflamed. should i get it checked out?"
"..."
"what are you doing?"
"SHHH!"
"okay, okay! jeez!" *whistles*
"GOT IT!!!"
*falls backwards*
"your name will be avicus"
"what do you mean? also, those asterisks are pointy."
"you need a name. I'm naming you avicus"
Avicus: is that a real name?
Manta: no, but you don't exist either.

Shadow Phoenix: "Well me wifey back in Camelot laid eggs while I was gone, about sixteen, I knew some would be in danger so I left five..." -looks around- "Who's left?"
Paco: -looks up from book- "Me daddy!"
Gigi: -sniffs Frank- "Wut?"
Frodo: -cuddles Dark- "Hmm..."
Anne: "He he!" -continues hopping around on Zero-
Shadow Phoenix: "Good." -glares at Nicho and Demus- "Don't you dare hurt my babies... I know a few.... people... back in Camelot." -looks at Jezz and Skye- "Same goes for you, I don't care if your girls..."

"Is that phoenix still bothering you, Frank?"
F: *grumble* Yes...
"Yes what?"
F: *sigh* Yes sir.
"Wonderful! Say, Shadow, you wouldn't mind if we-"
F: We?
"If I took care of Gigi for awhile, would you?"

Manta: phoenixes? for real? man, i want one!
Avicus: phoenixes aren't real though...
Manta: neither are you! shut up!
Avicus: we're bringing that up again?
Manta: yeah, we are. ok? i'm tired of your constant whining!
so shut up while I go lay a phoenix egg!
Avicus: wait, WHAT!?!?

Jezz, I be done naow!

And yeah, sometimes it is hard to figure out the design, so I hope it is good enough, or else, throw me a message with details, and I will make another try.

Jezz: SP. Your wife can't have laid that many eggs. You know why? Phoenixes don't lay eggs! Well not technically speaking... And there is NEVER more than one born at the same time.
Thats a total fail right there. These birdies, however they came about, are special. You left them to fight and fend for themselves, im keeping mine
Skye: Yeah! *pats Xander* *screams* Aghh my hand!! *blisters*
Jezz: Fool...

Jezz: And its totally unfair if you don't leave Nich and Demus with aleast one. *puppy eyes* pweeaseee

"Same goes for you, I don't care if your girls..."

Jezz: *gasp*
Skye: Its... beautiful...
Jezz: *tear*

Xander: *chirp*

Jezz: Riighht... we'll take it!

Manta: oooooooooh, they don't come from eggs? that explains why it's not working.
Avicus: I think there are other reasons...
Manta: so, where do phoenixes come from, oh Jezz?
Avicus: yeah, where do they come from?
Manta: you're so clingy, avicus...
Avicus: but there's no velcro on me!
Manta: ...please go away...

*chokes on chewinggum*
*cough*
You actually like it??
It is... Sketchy!!
*coughs more, spits out chewinggum*
Hopefully good enough > >...

Jezz: They're born out of the ashes, just as 2nd and 3rd etc generation phoenixes are. Yes, myths say they do come from eggs, but this isn't strongly believed. I don't know how the <ahem> reproduction process... properly works. But I know a proper new born phoenix is EXTREMELY rare because phoenixes are practically immortal and live forever and it is rather difficult to create a new phoenix. It is rare to find phoenixes such as myself and ShadowPhoenix and his "babies" all in the same country, let alone all together here!
Think yourselves lucky people. And I will discover what/who those baby phoenixes are...

Skye: Wow... long speech. You feel passionate about this huh?
Jezz: Yup.

Jezz: Yes Cen, I really did like it! It might be sketchy.. but its good.
You can make it better if you want.. but I love it already :P

You can make it better if you want.. but I love it already :P