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Jezz: Awwh poor Manta *pats*
And. *sigh* poor Tao I suppose.. *pats Tao*
Skye: No! Don't cross over to the dark side!
Jezz: lulwut? Im petting Tao, fool.
Tao: *bubbles*
Jezz: I love him already...

*glares at Luke*
Me: Yeah thats right! I called him Luke!
Skye: *glares at Luke* Ooo.. he might die..

Jezz: Yay~ Nich and teh poem! Can't wait! *hugs teh wolf*

PM: OMG!!! I just travled 1442 miles on the ALASKAN HIGHWAY with these two bungaling idiots*Jeff and Al giggle* I Can't beleive I'm alive
J: Lets go back down it!
PM:NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Al: Well your lame
PM: No I'm just not stupid... Hey!!! Why don't you walk down it and back up *snickers*
J: OK!!!
PM: Ha idiot, he's gone, wait I'm him... Darn it -_-'
J: Wanna see me do it again
PM: Holy crap!?!?!?! Oh wait, I forgot you had super powers...
Al: Let's go dog sledding
PM: Fine well do it in an hour or so
J: Let's go canoeing
PM: Were only doing one thing!!!!!!!!!!!
J&Al:Pick me! Pick me!
PM: How bout we do what I wanna do since this is MY body.

Manta: see? it doesn't take long to love Tao! *hugs tao*
Tao: *bubbles*
Avicus: how come you don't hug me?
Manta: ok, 1) you sound like an old married woman. 2) YOU. ARE. TEXT. the pointy letters, like I, or M would hurt!
Avicus: aww... but doesn't Tao's stinger hurt?
Manta: that's a sting ray. Tao is a magic flying manta ray. mmkay?
Avicus: how do you know?
Manta: I've been training to be a marine biologist since i was six! i SHOULD know.
Avicus: wow. that's devotion.
Manta: i know, right? 'cept... I think these kerosene fumes have taken away an IQ point or tow.... or owt... ugh...

"Wait... I iz confused... Phsy, I thought you were in canadia... My head hurts."
F: Yeah, what happened to- OW! Gigi, leave me alone!! *swats at phoenix, burns hand* Agh!
"Anyway, updates on Frank's story! Go read nao!"
F: You're writing a story about me?
"Yes."
F: Cool.

LUKE: ha that bloke skye thinks she can kill me when god couldn't even splode my head wot wot
VISE: LUKE stop being smart and brithish
LUKE: stop being a human. see thats the same as you asking me to stop being intelligent and bri'ish.
VISE: look I messed up and I am sorry we need to get this back on track we are upsetting the natural unbalence of this thread
LUKE: *sips champagne* oy now the others seem to enjoy the new me. now fetch me some tea and a tray of fire-biscuits.
VISE: did you just get more of a stereotypical Englishman.
LUKE: blimey yes I have you ignorant slob now get me scone.
VISE: stop it you might offend people.
LUKE: fine you uninteligent homosapian. I have observed that zlith has acted no important role in this post.

Jalex13: ok so yesterday i was at a concert and this guy was arrested and it was crowded and the ppl were there and it was weird and and and and and and the tings tings were there omgomgomgomg shes so hot omg i love british ppl ok im acting crazy sorry sorry ok okokokokokokokookand i also saw we the kings and white tie affair but i didnt get a shirt waahhhhhh and i went to bed late oooh im bad lalalala
Amir: SHUTUP
Jalex13: jeez someones cranky.
MJ: im nottttttt.
Jalex13: ew..

Manta: Blargh... those kerosene fumes are just aboit gone, thank goodness...
Avicus: at least, since I'm text and all, I'm pretty much unaffected.
Manta: oh, are you, now?
Avicus: yup.
Manta: uh... y'know, I had a punchline, but now i forgot it...
Tao: *exasperated gurgle*
Avicus: hah!
Manta: SHUT!!
Avicus: message received...
Manta: so, Pois0n, what's the plot of your story?

LUKE: kerosene fumes, by humans! interesting.
zlith: uh oh
LUKE: *breaths fire by manta*

Jalex13: WAHHHH WHY DOES NOBODY MENTION ME IN THERE POSTS??!?
Amir: Because you're a n00b.
Jalex13: Oh wow, ur cool.
Amir: No no, you're cool.

Chill: Alt, look at me when I'm talking to you!
Alt: Who's You?
Chill: Alt, please look at me when I'm talking to Alt.
Alt: there's another Alt here?
alt: Yes.
Alt: GTFO.
alt: sawwy. . . .
*alt leaves*
Chill: Alt, just look at me when I'm talking to you. I know you know what I mean.
Alt: You're mean? Never would've guessed.
*Alt gets up to buy a smoothie*
Chill: Alt!
Alt: What?
Chill: Haha, you looked at me.
Alt: You called ny name.
Chill: Wh-wh-huh-blah-asdfjkl;shoopdawoopomgwtfbbq fujiwhuzza?

Jalex13: since im such a nice person ill respond to Alts post, and make it look less like hes talking to himself.
Amir: Agreed.
Jalex13: shit, i really need to stop making alter egos of me myselfs and i's. It looks sketchy. DONT SAY ANYTHING AMIR.
amir: anything.
Jalex. f u.

zlith: hey VISE have you ever played Mario
VISE: yah why
zlith : It doesn't make any sense.
LUKE: I conquer. I met him once it whent like this.
---LUKE: Mario why are you hitting the bottom of pixel like crates with your head.
---Mario: I'm looking for mushrooms
---LUKE: what did you say!
---Mario: I'm looking for mushrooms
---*staticy voice* we got enouph evidence get out of there
---Mario: what was that *punches LUKE* YOUR WEARING A WIRE!!
---LUKE: so long Italian
VISE: wow that was weird.
zlith: *pukes* don't you know I get motion sickness whenever there is a flashback *pukes agean*
LUKE: THATS DISCUSTING!!! INCINERATE THAT PUKE (PUKE INCINERATED) *POOF*
VISE: jalex has some real problems with the shift key.
zlith: so do you and LUKE
VISE: no ours are intentional
zlith: psh make sence or I will stop typing and kill us both (you can't do that only I can)
*VISE and LUKE wisper to each other*
LUKE: that was most humorous!
zlith: what
LUKE: well remember that one time when...
zlith: uh oh *pukes*
zlith: XO====#*=#*=#*-#*-#*-- <----puke
VISE: >
LUKE: >:P
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Jalex13: yay i was mentioned in ur storyline i feel so special!
MJ: heyyyyyyyyyyyy lukeeeeeee u single?
Jalex13: This aint a dating site, betch.

N: Such random conversations that hold no link to one another...truly is eating the NES like maggots in a decaying corspe.
D: Explicit.
N: The talk keeps jumping...never has a single conversation lasted more than three users...
D: You heard him lads. Eradicate those topics!

*Brethren appear*

VISE: hmmm lots of werewolfes+werewolfs are awesome/a demand X hight=A CHALENGE *morphis into bestial hybrid*
zlith: aww crap don't make me inject you with a temporary cure with an awesome clip that will be cut out so it will be rated T instead of M.
LUKE: ...
zlith: by the way LUKE, MJ asked if you were single.
LUKE: no she didn't
zlith: um yess she did
LUKE: no she asked a less important virsion of me. my name is spelled in all caps.
VISE: ROAR *attacks nichodemus and his bretheren then feasts on their blood*
LUKE: whatever and even if she did I am a baby dragon I mean I am only 200 whats she 1300
zlith: try 17 or something
LUKE: WOAH THAT IS AMASING I- o wait thats still a little old in dragon years.
zlith: I don't know man I could consult the editor I mean god he could make you older.