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N: Ah, shadow!
D: Hmmm...can I eat him? I'm starting to feel that rumbling feeling again...right when the Moon appears.
N: Nah, have some spam first! Eat the NES. From where we left, till now.
D: Righto! On my way!

zlith: hmmmmm well N and D I must warn you that VISE is actualy a werewolf/vampyre/beast thing. um there isn't a word for it but I call him a werepy-
VISE: SHUT UP!!!
zlith: ????
VISE: I'm what they call a beastial hybrid.
zlith: O yah soooooo don't make vi- VISE mad
VISE: exactly so- WERE'S LUKE
zlith:he's over by SP's phinix baby's an-
luke: kreeeeeeeew *starts breathing fire at a baby*
zlith: O NO BAAAAD LUKE STOP HAVING A FIGHT GO OVER THERE
VISE: O NO NOT THE BUNNY
zlith: O GOD GO BACK OVER TO THE PHINIX
VISE:O NOT THE HORCE THE PHIN- O GOD WHATS HE DOING ITS ON FIRE
zlith: I ... I think he's done. an- yup he's-
VISE: O NOT AGEAN NOW HE'S EATING,
zlith: *has a panic atack and curls up* MAKE IT STOP! I CAN'T DESCRIDE IT
VISE: EVEN THOUGH WE BOTH POSES THE DESCRIPTIVE ABILITY
zlith: ITS LIKE HE PUT THE HORSE IN A INDUSTRIAL SISED MICROWAVE.
VISE: O GOD NOW- O ... now he's done ... for real this time
zlith:wait yes no yes, yes O NO wait ... yes.
VISE: LUKE COME HERE
zlith: BAD LUKE
VISE: um YAH uh BAD LUKE *shifty eyes* later we'll go for ice cream my kin

PS VISE: I got the dragon egg from a big city telling me to go to one street specificly and there were a whole bunch of dragon eggs so I stole one to bring here zlith realy shouldn't forget I exist

now whatever could those italics be emphasizing you to interpret.

N: Face it...I am the Master of the Brethren, Infernal Blight, Servant of Darkness. Nothing can stop me and my Pack from Hell.
D: Why bother with the hybrid creature? All creatures are the same...with their heads cut off.
N: True Lycans...are pure ones little pup...

*Hides baby Phoneixes from everyone.*

No one shall touch them till I say so...or face our wrath...

J:What a weird thread.
M:What a weird post.

Here Xander...birdseed!

N: No more anyway...I ate them...or at least banished them to SP's dungeon.
D: Nifty place huh?
N: Hmmm...meat Xanders?
D: We must really get around naming the rest...

Skye: Yes! Naming the little blighters...
Jezz: Perhaps you could name one Cenny? After Cenere. Because I think he "sketched" phoenixes wonderfully!
Skye: Or you can let Nich decide cuz they're his little creatures. He can call them all "Delicious" if he wants.
Jezz: Owh nao!

Zega: My life... kinda sucks...
ageZ: Yup.

zlith: so what now VISE
zlith: ... VISE? VISE were are you. hmmmmmmm
*thinks hard
zlith: VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE. . . WERE ARE YOU? I GOT IT! HEY WERE ARE YOU vise.
*dorebell instantly*
zlith: who is it.
???: a messanger
zlith: whats the message
messanger: don't ever do that agean. and I am getting icecream with LUKE. yes he does that now to. he keeps getting brain freezes because he does not want his ice cream to melt from his fire breath.
in all cappitals VISE
zlith: well thats great. now what am I supposed to do ... I KNOW.
*goes up to skye*
zlith: can you teach me how to killstare. I want VISE to be jelous.

Skye: SPAM! SPAM! SPAM!
Jezz: What would happen if I touched this big red flag that appeared out of nowhere..
Oh! It turned into a tick!
Skye: Weird... *stares intently at Rick Astley*
*video stops playing*
*youtube shuts down*
There...

Skye:

can you teach me how to killstare.

N: 'How to be Gorgon?'
D: Step one, grow snake-hair.
N: Step two, look at someone.
D: Step three, call the police and ambulence.
N: Step four, run.
D: Step five....fatality!

Being a basilisk would probably give the same result.
And who needs to run when you can just look at people.

Unless you meant basilisk lizard Cen...by which they can only walk on the surface of water...

VISE: HIIIIII zlith
LUKE: GRRR hiiiiii HOWL dummy
VISE: good one
zlith: what?
VISE: O nothing
LUKE: HISS O GRRRRAR nothing dummy
zlith: your making fun of me! go poke that quistion mark 3 posts above us
VISE: um OK?
*teleports away for a while*
LUKE: R A R OMG
*VISE comes back holding a blood stained media bar*
VISE: um anyways yah we gotta go RIGHT now
zlith: why I'm in no rush
VISE: we realy need to go
zlith: VISE did you do something
LUKE: *concerned* RAR ROAR GRRR dummy asked a question
VISE: GOD D///IT I KILLED rick astley WE GOT TO LEAVE
zlith: O that thats nothing I am pretty sure no one will care
LUKE: HOWL dummy is a dummy
VISE: yes I know LUKE but this is serios
zlith: no its not your just panicking from happieness
LUKE: RAWR rawr

Jezz: zlith.. I don't get it...


Skye: Ahh a basilisk! Yes. They're pretty scary 0_0
Jezz: I've met one.
Skye: No joke?
Jezz: Mmmm hmmm, you see.. I was flying over this bathroom, and the sink broke. There was a massive drop, so I swooped down it. I found a hat that started shouting at me so I took it in my beak and flew through a maze of green underground tunnels. I landed next to these two boys who were arguing, thought "stuff it" and left the hat on the floor and flew off.
I got lost in the tunnels for about an hour, then later I managed to find the boys again. Well.. one boy. And he was bleeding. He was holding a big fang. I looked in the water and low and behold.. a dead basilisk!
I felt sorry for the kid. Really I did. So I sat by him. I cried a bit; witnessing possible death is emotional... And the boy's arm got better.
I suppose thats really where I found my powers.
But then I had to lug the wretch and his friends OUT of the pit, first finding the way back for them! Lazy so-and-so's.

Skye: Erm... isn't that Harry Potter...?
Jezz: ...