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also if this is in wrong area

good then sorry my bad, Ill move it there, and Lets kill this

I'll fight it, but i'll let it live!

Hmmmm, this can be a good example and chance for AG to do some automatic removal and do some sort of validations before new topic is posted. I got confused and lost sometimes, too many topics and similarity.

Couldn't resist this:


So - A baby seal walks into a club...

Couldn't resist this:

Guy asking the question: Did you know Helen Keller had a playground?

Guy answering the question: No?

Guy who asked: Neither did she!

I know it's bad but it is pretty funny.

How do you punish Helen Keller?

Rearange the furniture.

Now that one is horible.

Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk?

A: They're extinct

How do you punish Helen Keller?
Rearange the furniture.
Now that one is horible

A random guy comes at you with a pie in his hand and throws it at you:

What would you do:
a) throw a pie back at him
b) beat him up
c) curse him
d) laugh and say it was a good one

If you chose:
a) you will not leave long with that behavior
b) you will go to jail
c) you will be called gay for not doing something serious
d) you will be called gay, made fun of by everyone and everyone will throw a pie at ya

Next time you see a guy with a pie, get out of the way. lol

What do only elephants have? baby elephants lol XD

what does dehtor have unlike you ? bad jokes

do you think a typhoon is dangerous or a volcanic eruption?

if you chose either of them, you are a nutcase cause you they are both equally dangerous. yeah i know this one wasnt funny

ok this ones The BEST one ever
A horse walks into a bar, the bartender goes, WHY THE LONG FACE XD

Duck walks into a bar, Bartender says "Lose a shoe," Duck looks down and says "No, I found one"


Q:How do you kill an Elephant
A:An elephant gun

Q:How do you kill a blue elephant
A:An elephant gun
AA:No, A blue elephant gun

Q:How do you kill a red elephant
A:A blue elephant gun
AA:No, Choke it till it turns blue , then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

Q:How do you kill a purple elephant
A:A purple elephant gun
AA:No, there are no purple elephants


another, sorry long also


Q: Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree?

A: Why?

AA: Because it was dead.


Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?

A: Why?

AA: He was stapled to the first monkey.


Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?

A: I don't know, why?

AA: Peer pressure.


lulz