Basically, a 'ickup line' is somthing you would say to a guy/girl to get them to like you. Everyone has probably heard these from one point to another. Here is an example of a common one:
+ "somebody call heaven, because I think an angel has gone missing"
Basically, in this thread you would post some funny 'ickup lines' that you have heard/thought of. I'll give an example:
+ "I'm like choclate pudding. I look like crap, but I'm as sweet as can be."
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? (Only one I found funny.) Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no. (Silly but kinda aww.) What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper. (A little overconfident, no?) Giant polar bear (What?) It's an icebreaker. Hi, my name is.... (I think that might actually be a good one. To get started with, at least.)
