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thingthingfreak
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Basically, a 'ickup line' is somthing you would say to a guy/girl to get them to like you. Everyone has probably heard these from one point to another.
Here is an example of a common one:

+ "somebody call heaven, because I think an angel has gone missing"

Basically, in this thread you would post some funny 'ickup lines' that you have heard/thought of.
I'll give an example:

+ "I'm like choclate pudding. I look like crap, but I'm as sweet as can be."

~Have fun~

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Nerdius
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"Hey baby, come over here, and I'll show you what they really mean when they say "Hey baby, come over here and I'll show you what they really mean when they say ..."
you get it
or you could just sing the new song "Birthday Sex"

thingthingfreak
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Giant polar bear (What?) It's an icebreaker. Hi, my name is.... (I think that might actually be a good one. To get started with, at least.)


This is kind of sad, but I actually use that one.
tennisman24
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**** me if I'm wrong, but is your name Ezmiralda?


Haha. Where do you get all these?
thingthingfreak
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Here is a kind of sweet one:

"If I had a Nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have 5 cents."

the_manta
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I am headdesking at everyone of Nater's posts so far.


Doesn't he only have one post on this thread???

*confused*
thingthingfreak
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Zega, I might point it out that those aren't working on me.


Thats probably beacause they only work on people with a sence of humor...

Doesn't he only have one post on this thread???
*confused*


Mabey one of his got deleated...
tennisman24
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Guy: I hate you

Girl: Why?

Guy: Because I've wanting to talk to you for like 20 minutes and your always talking to someone miss popular.


That is a good one but kind of corny.Here is a good site for them.

http://www.lineshrine.com/Good-Pick-Up-Lines.html

stresspill
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do you wish to engage in sexual intercourse?

tennisman24
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do you wish to engage in sexual intercourse?


That wasn't even a pick up line.
thingthingfreak
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That wasn't even a pick up line.


It was more of a "hey, please kick me in the balls" kind of line...
gb42
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baby lets play army. ill lay you down so you can blow me up.
if you thought chewbacca was hairy wait till you see my wookie.
they call me coffee cuz i grind so well

Colwell24
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Hey, theres something on your ass, my eyes...

That one didn't work out for me too well lol...

PrinceJarvik
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You say "I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips." She says, "Bet's on." You kiss her then say, "I lost."

Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.

You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me

SuperZagron
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If I could rearange the alphabet I would put U and I together.

That shirt looks bad on you so you should take it off.

jjrocks66
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how bout this one if you were a booger id pick you first.

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