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thingthingfreak
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Basically, a 'ickup line' is somthing you would say to a guy/girl to get them to like you. Everyone has probably heard these from one point to another.
Here is an example of a common one:

+ "somebody call heaven, because I think an angel has gone missing"

Basically, in this thread you would post some funny 'ickup lines' that you have heard/thought of.
I'll give an example:

+ "I'm like choclate pudding. I look like crap, but I'm as sweet as can be."

~Have fun~

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Riptide17
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Do you know karate cuz your bodys kickin!

lol

notataco
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I hope your legs are like Mc Donalds, open 24/7 LOL

HoodHulk58
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How about you and me go get some chicken then lets go back to my place and get bizzy?

Roses r red violets r blue, something in my pants is LONGING 4 U.
LOL i laugh at those all the time.

Blkasp
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Okay this one you may not get

"Your just like the computer Windows! You have all the games!"

FireflyIV
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I find complimenting women to be successful eg:

'Wow, you're really fast, you nearly got away!'

wowmstr13
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"Do you know karate? 'Cause your body's kicking!"

Flippin3500
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Baby, if you were words on a page, youâd be what they call FINE PRINT!

Leonidas17
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Leonidas17
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k idk if this really counts as pick up line but "roses are red some flowers are gold get on ur knees and do as ur told" "are u tired? because u have been running through my mind all day"

Flippin3500
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I think my heart just lagged.

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