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thingthingfreak
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Basically, a 'ickup line' is somthing you would say to a guy/girl to get them to like you. Everyone has probably heard these from one point to another.
Here is an example of a common one:

+ "somebody call heaven, because I think an angel has gone missing"

Basically, in this thread you would post some funny 'ickup lines' that you have heard/thought of.
I'll give an example:

+ "I'm like choclate pudding. I look like crap, but I'm as sweet as can be."

~Have fun~

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zlith
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I lost my phone number. can I have yours?

and

If your butt was a Chinese restaurant I'd order the poo poo platter.

Qwerty001
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"Hey, I lost my number can I have yours?"

"I lost my virginity can I have yours?"


I use that ALL the time!
shayneii
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I lost my bed, can I sleep in yours?

I never actually use these on anyone. I think if anyone does and I see it I will *facepalm*

wethead77
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If life was like cards, you'd be the the queen of hearts.
Made it myself.

MoNKeY08
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stresspill had a good one a page back... its a little straight forward but if it works...

thingthingfreak
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stresspill had a good one a page back... its a little straight forward but if it works...


I guess. Buts its not really a pickup line...
stresspill wrote: "do you wish to engage in sexual intercourse?
lemmingboy10
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Is that a ladder in your tights or a staircase to heaven?

deathcharge
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deathcharge
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if you were a volcano you would be the lava because your hot

Blu3sBr0s
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Blu3sBr0s
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I'm not a flinstone but I could make your bedrock

Graham
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i'm scared to share this cause i think it's great and i created it

it's not really funny tho...

"Excuse me, I have a hard time talking to pretty girls. Could you help me out?"

HoodHulk58
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"Unfortunately I Lost My virginity can i have yours?"

"Its a good thing your a swimmer cause that means you don't mind getting wet!" LOL

ALUKARD1
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This one always works for me:
"I want to bang you"

Blkasp
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Lol..

"Apart from being sexy what else do you do for a living"

I lol at that.

dunadan
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"If love where computer failure, I'd offer you Windows..."

madgamer131
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If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?

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