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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?

You would too if your name was aaaughhlophhh!

Hellen Keller didn't have a speech impediment.

Rap Battle!
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You're posting me like some braindead AOLer
I bet you still livin in your parents cellar
Downloading pictures of Sarah Michelle Geller
I should do the world a favor and cap ya like Old Yeller
You're just about as useless as JPegs to Hellen Keller.

When she was a child, she could not really talk, as she hadn't a clue how to speak English.

what time should you go to the dentist?

tooth hurty!!!!!

Are we allowed to say somewhat slightly racist jokes, or are to many people here to politically correct?

I can't think of any off the top of my head.

Want to hear a sports joke?

Rugby.

Rugby. That's a joke? Does it have a hidden meaning,cuz I don't get it.

Here's one:I don't like interviews after the games, though, because the winning players always give credit to God, while the losers blame themselves. You know, just once I'd like to hear a player say, 'Yeah, we were in the game -- until Jesus made me fumble. He hates our team."

Rugby. That's a joke?

Oh,that's what you meant. HaHaHAha I get it,cuz it's not a real... *joke totally loses meaning because I'm an idiot that points out the obvios* What'd you think of the sports joke I made,that's the first time I ever used Jesus in a joke,so I want to know what people think.

Yeah, it's a good joke. It seems as though I've heard it somewhere though...

Thanks.

Your mom is so fat she needs to grease herself through the door.

Want to hear a musical joke?

Jack Johnson.

Hmmm. He's actually pretty good in my opinion,so I'm not going to say anything about that. Ahh,man,I just did. *headslap* Should of had a V8.

Want to hear another musical joke?

Coldplay.

Ahh man,you want me to say something do you? Well,I'm not talking cuz Coldplay is a good grou....Doi! *headslap*