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Obviously no offence intended.

why did the chicken cross the road.

actually thats a lie the chicken never made it the whole way across the road because he was hit by a car.

Bux, I was extremely offended by your post and will be forced to report you.

Kidding.

What happens when two straight lines are divided and one straight line goes between them?

a stick-figure baby.

Bux, I was extremely offended by your post and will be forced to report you.
Kidding.

What the difference between Superman and Batman?

underwear, Batman put in inside and Superman....



Plz write somethin in my profile if u laugrh wkwkwk

knock knock
who's there?
joe
joe who?
Jehovah's witness hid!

What's the difference betweem ur mom and the earth? ur mom has 100g while the earth only has 10g

(gravity pull)

i swear to on my life Jehovah's witness just came to my door lmao.


why are wedding dresses white?
so they match the laundry machine =D

a Jamaican man walks into a bar and says to the bartender
my son was just born and he weighs 15 pounds
the bartender says
holy crap!

a week later the man comes back

the bartender says hey buddy tell this guy how much your son weighs

the Jamaican man say 9 pounds

the bartender looks at him with a stupid look on his face
he says last week you said he weighed 15 pounds
what happened?

the Jamaican man says he was circumsized

A guy walks into a bar with a giraffe. He orders some beers for him and the giraffe and after a couple hours the man and his giraffe are pretty hammered. The guy decides he's had enough and heads for the door. Before he leaves the bartender tells him "Hey, you can't leave that lyin' there." The man turns around and replies "Thats not a lion, thats a giraffe."