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mushroom_man
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Peasant

post any joke that comes to your mind, blonde jokes rasist jokes, knock knock jokes, ALL THE JOKES YOU CAN THINK OF

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FryLock19
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Peasant

When's the memorial service?

Ernie15
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Bard

As soon as I can remember his name.

FryLock19
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Peasant

...All we are is dust in the wind...

You're my boy Blue!

Ernie15
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Bard

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

razlbasil
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Nomad

he was teasing mr. alligator

1st black man on the moon: there's a problem

2nd black man on the moon: there's a problem

all black men on the moon: problem solved

Ernie15
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Bard

he was teasing mr. alligator


Wrong. Guess again.
Google567
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Farmer

From comedy central: Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

Your mama's like a roller coaster...she has her ups, she has her downs and 20 people or more can ride her at the same time!

Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, âWhy is the grass always greener on the other side?â everyone replied, â'Cause you aren't standing on it.â

Ernie15
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Bard

Yo mama's so short she gotta look up to look down!

razlbasil
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Nomad

yo mama so stupid she thinks megabytes is a good day fishing.

RaptorJesus
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Nomad

your mom goes to college. BURN!

Darkroot
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Peasant

Lol I bet alot of people won't get it but here it goes.

Your mom so fat that we used an orange as her minature.

MagiX
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Nomad

A horse walks into a bar. The barkeep smiles and says "Why the long face?"
The horse replies, "My wife just died of terminal cancer."

Ernie15
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Bard

Want to hear an internet joke?

Twitter.

Zega
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Peasant

My wife just died of terminal cancer."

That's not funny.. That's sad.

Q: Who are you?
A: Bob.
MagiX
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Nomad

That's not funny.. That's sad.

Exactly. It's an anti joke.
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