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mushroom_man
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post any joke that comes to your mind, blonde jokes rasist jokes, knock knock jokes, ALL THE JOKES YOU CAN THINK OF

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miguelin11
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What do you call a black man in a white house...

idk

Ernie15
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nobody is perfect


Correct, nobody is perfect. I'm a nobody. I'm perfect.
FryLock19
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Peasant

Your mom drives a truck,because she rides stick every night!

FryLock19
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Peasant

REJECTED!!!!HARSH!!!

Another one:"If you want a pig,why don't you take my wife?"

Ernie15
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Bard

If you want a pig,why don't you take my wife?


And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Twitty!
Ernie15
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Bard

What do you call a black man in a white house...


Obama?
FryLock19
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Peasant

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!

*tomatoes,lettuce,watermelon thrown at comedian*
Ernie15
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Bard

Did you hear about what happened to Helen Keller?

No?

Neither has she!

razlbasil
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Nomad

Yo mama so stupid she told a yo mama joke to an orphan.

Ernie15
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Sunday School Teacher: Can anyone tell me where the lord lives?
Johnny: I can. He lives in the bathroom.
Sunday School Teacher: What makes you say that?
Johnny: Every morning, I see my dad go upstairs, knock on the bathroom door and say, "Jesus Christ! Are you still in there?"

mushroom_man
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why did the chicken cross the road?
to pick up a hooker

mushroom_man
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how many womens rights officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?


none they cant change anything

mushroom_man
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How did the wife get hit by the car?





The real question is how did the car get into the kitchen?

jhc1415
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heres a clean joke:

bob took a bath with bubbles

jhc1415
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heres a dirty joke:

bubbles is the girl next door

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