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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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gamerguy12345
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Bard

Get a newer iPhone and rub it in life's face.

If life gives you a lamp....

Riptizoid101
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Farmer

Turn it on and read a book.

If life makes gum stick under your shoe...

TeslaGuy
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TeslaGuy
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Nomad

Then buy High Heels
If life give you ability to time travel , you

danwar123
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Jester

go to the mezezoic era.
if u went to the mezezoic era...

Riptizoid101
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Riptizoid101
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Farmer

Learn how to spell "Mesozoic era" and explore the land of the dinosaurs.

If life teaches you the 'A, B, C's...

killagames
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killagames
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Nomad

Learn your 1, 2, 3's.

If life gives you money...

TeslaGuy
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TeslaGuy
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Nomad

Then sell your toilet

If life gives you life , you

rocky10199
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rocky10199
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Peasant

Go and sell life.

If life gives you euphoria...

waynesworld
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waynesworld
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Peasant

u love life

if life gives u awsomeness...

Riptizoid101
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Riptizoid101
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Farmer

Be awesome.

If life sets loose an angry pack of wild dogs on you...

evilsweetblock
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Jester

Shoot them in the face

If life gives you a compliment....

waynesworld
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waynesworld
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Peasant

u smile

if life gives u a bannana..

TeslaGuy
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TeslaGuy
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Nomad

UUU AAA A ! BE A MONKEY ! UAA UAA A

If life gives you mental retardness

waynesworld
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waynesworld
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Peasant

bang ur head against a wall

if life gives u nothing..

TeslaGuy
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Nomad

Then use it

If life gives me , you

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