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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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Riptizoid101
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Farmer

Accept life's apology.

If life is not truly sorry...

gamerguy12345
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Bard

Make life pay for not being truly sorry.

If life wants to give you everything he has so you won't hurt him....

Riptizoid101
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Farmer

Take everything, and more!

If life wants to be your new best friend...

gamerguy12345
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Bard

Tell life to screw off.

If life hates you for telling him to screw off....

Riptizoid101
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Farmer

Give life a thumbs up and walk away,

If life is in love with your crush...

gamerguy12345
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Bard

Tell life to screw off again.

If life REALLY hates you....

Riptizoid101
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Farmer

Murder life.

If life comes back as a zombie...

gamerguy12345
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Bard

Shoot life.

If life is finally dead....

Riptizoid101
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Farmer

Then celebrate.

If life comes back from hell and is immortal...

gamerguy12345
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Bard

Tell satan to take life back.

If life is annoying satan so much that he won't take life back....

danwar123
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Jester

kill satan and stabb life untill it gives you lemons.
if life gives you lemons...

Waldorf
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Waldorf
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Archduke

I give'em all to pangtongshu to cast a curse on'em and then feed'em all to life itself!

If life gives you a blood sample of pangtongshu...

StormWalker
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Jester

then alter his DNA and turn him into tubgirl.

If life gives you mental eye bleach...

Riptizoid101
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Farmer

Trade it with some pesticide.

If life gives you suspicious links...

TeslaGuy
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Nomad

Then open them

If life gives you a free iPhone ...

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