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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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waynesworld
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Peasant

play forum games with it

if life gives u lemons you

TeslaGuy
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TeslaGuy
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Nomad

DIE SCHWEINEN ! DIE JUDEN ! TOT ! TOT

If life gives you Hitler

Riptizoid101
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Riptizoid101
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Farmer

Destroy him.

If life gives you a cruel joke...

OperationNilo
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OperationNilo
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Shepherd

Laugh at it louder than anyone else.

If live gives you a ton of schnitzel...

killersup10
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killersup10
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Blacksmith

Tell life that Russian pastries are horrible.

When life gives a broken leg...

OperationNilo
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OperationNilo
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Shepherd

You smile. Break a leg means, after all, good luck in other words.

When life gives you sickness...

gamerguy12345
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gamerguy12345
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Bard

Cough and sneeze on life.

When life hates your guts....

OperationNilo
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OperationNilo
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Shepherd

Hug life until it's dead.

When life gives you death...

gamerguy12345
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Bard

Live.

When life tries to kill you....

OperationNilo
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OperationNilo
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Shepherd

Hug life, and stab life's back.

When life gives you boredom...

gamerguy12345
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gamerguy12345
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Bard

Play a game.

When life gives you nothing....

Riptizoid101
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Riptizoid101
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Farmer

Give nothing back.

When life destroys your house...

gamerguy12345
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gamerguy12345
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Bard

Destroy life's house and blow up his car.

When life wants to get revenge....

Riptizoid101
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Riptizoid101
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Farmer

Realize that life is intangible.

When life gives you options...

gamerguy12345
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Bard

You choose none of the above.

When life asks you a question....

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