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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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Pieguyme
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Farmer

Kill life(I know, don't say anything) and take it all back.

When life gives you a way to take over the world...

bingu77788
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bingu77788
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Peasant

Thank life. Literally.

When life gives you bad news...

Pieguyme
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Pieguyme
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Farmer

Slap it in the face with a fish and demand better news.

When life gives you a copper still in the hills of eastern Ohio where the moonshine flows...

(it's part of a song by the Special Consensus, called "Old New Straitesville Moonshine Run.)

Charlie506
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Charlie506
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Nomad

I don't what to say.

If life gives you money...

GandalftheGrey666
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GandalftheGrey666
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Peasant

You waste it on liquor and chicks.

If life gives you a cute little pup.

metalplastic
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metalplastic
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Nomad

You take care of it to become the best pet ever.

If life gives you problems.

Charlie506
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Charlie506
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Nomad

You get rip of the problems.

If life gives you a merit...

danwar123
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danwar123
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Jester

boast

if life kills you

bingu77788
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bingu77788
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Peasant

You die.

If life gives you penguins...

legolover12
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legolover12
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Peasant

Cuddle them.
If life gives you a butler...

metalplastic
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metalplastic
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Nomad

BATMAN

If life gives you a maid...

Charlie506
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Charlie506
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Nomad

Tell her she is hawt.

If life gives you a baby brother.

red303
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red303
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Shepherd

Throw him out the window.

If life gives you paint...

Charlie506
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Charlie506
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Nomad

Paint yourself.

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

Do nothing.

When life gives you a person who won't stop giving you almost impossible tasks...

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