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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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Pieguyme
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Farmer

Remember the Charlie Sizemore song and say, "Turn it on, Turn it on, Turn it on!"

When life gives you nothing...

gamerguy12345
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Bard

Give nothing back.

When life gives you something...

pangtongshu
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Jester

Sell it for cash moneyyyy

When life gives you Scientology

metalplastic
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Nomad

Give it Wumbology.

When life wants something in return...

pangtongshu
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pangtongshu
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Jester

Laugh at its face. That's what it gets for handing out free crap

When life gives you a forum game

Snag618
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Blacksmith

Ruin it by posting nonsense

When life gives you a cookie

TheMostManlyMan
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TheMostManlyMan
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Chamberlain

You check for raisins.

When life gives you a job as a Bieber backup dancer

Charlie506
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Charlie506
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Nomad

Make that be your dream.

If life gives you a ps4

pangtongshu
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pangtongshu
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Jester

Thank life. What a wonderful gift.

If live gives you a dreamcast

metalplastic
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Nomad

I'll keep it. Someone might want it at a high price.

metalplastic
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metalplastic
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Nomad

Okay I messed up that one, please allow me to post a proper one.

I'll keep it. Someone might want it at a high price.

metalplastic
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Nomad

When life takes back all the good stuff...

Okay, I'm really really sorry, I don't know what's going on...my posts are always incomplete.

Pieguyme
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Farmer

Kill life(I know, don't say anything) and take it all back.

When life gives you a way to take over the world...

bingu77788
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Peasant

Thank life. Literally.

When life gives you bad news...

Pieguyme
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Farmer

Slap it in the face with a fish and demand better news.

When life gives you a copper still in the hills of eastern Ohio where the moonshine flows...

(it's part of a song by the Special Consensus, called "Old New Straitesville Moonshine Run.)

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