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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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benni369
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Shepherd

You say "give me a second..." and never answer it.

If life pairs you up with a bossy, fat boy/girl...

Kreitmaker
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Jester

I'd get a gun and shoot myself.

If life gives you a gaming PC...

gamerguy12345
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Bard

You take it and never play any games with life.

When life tells you to walk off a cliff....

pangtongshu
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Jester

You follow the directions because life is talking to you and that's some crazy shiz right there.

When life murders your dreams through use of waterboard torture you..

Terry_Logic
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Jester

Take pride in my dreams for not revealing any vital information to the U.S. government.

When life gives you nothing...

gamerguy12345
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Bard

Steal something from life.

When life kills you...

pft
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pft
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Grand Duke

Come back as a Zombie and kill everyone else

When life gives you a reason to live,,,

R2D21999
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Treasurer

You waste it.

When life gives you Aggs.

Terry_Logic
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Jester

You fry 'em up and serve 'em with bacon.

When life gives you a toilet...

pangtongshu
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Jester

Crap in it.

When life gives you a steaming pile of fecal matter

gamerguy12345
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Bard

Throw it over the fence to the neighbor's yard.

When life pees on your car...

Riptizoid101
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Farmer

Detonate the car, taking everything with it.

When life gives you a pound of cake...

Snag618
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Blacksmith

Remember the cake is a lie.

If life gives Cave Johnson lemons...

Riptizoid101
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Farmer

Reference a quote from Portal about throwing lemons back and making them combustible. Or something.

When life doesn't like what it hears...

gamerguy12345
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Bard

Make life listen to it anyways.

When life has strapped you to an electric chair...

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