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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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Charlie506
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Nomad

Tell them to die.

If life gives you death...

metalplastic
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metalplastic
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Nomad

Give it REBIRTH

If life gives you a choice.

pokemonrocks126
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pokemonrocks126
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Nomad

make the right one
if life gives you lemons

IceClaw247
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IceClaw247
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Jester

Squeeze the juice in your enemies eyes when they sleep.

if life gives you a blow torch...

Charlie506
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Charlie506
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Nomad

Use it to scare people.

If life gives you a planet...

IceClaw247
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IceClaw247
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Jester

Populate it with AG users only.

If life gives you 1000 bouncy balls...

Bender124
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Bender124
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Peasant

put them in a gym

If life gives you 1000000000000000 nukes what do you do?

IceClaw247
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IceClaw247
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Jester

Fire them into space to the next galaxy.
If life gives you three magic beans...

thecode11
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thecode11
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Nomad

Eat them and rule the world...

If life gave you the world...

StormWalker
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StormWalker
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Jester

Tell life to go away, I'm sleeping.
If life gave you silly putty...

Pieguyme
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Pieguyme
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Farmer

Don't be stupid and it. Trust me.....

If life gives you nothing....

metalplastic
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metalplastic
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Nomad

Get some rest.

If life gives you an opportunity...

IceClaw247
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IceClaw247
843 posts
Jester

Take it and put it in a chest for safe keeping

If life gives you a golden key...

StormWalker
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StormWalker
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Jester

Open the chest and take the opportunity out.

If life gives you deodorant...

IceClaw247
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IceClaw247
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Jester

Use it as a flamethrower.

If life gives you books...

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