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firetail_madness
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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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babybro2003
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babybro2003
10 posts
Nomad

make life turn your apples into lemons

if life made you neat for as long as you lived...

royalguy
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royalguy
148 posts
Nomad

Kill yourself.



If Life posts a post that is very very very very very very very very very very very long that seems to just be some guy rambling on and on in a total and complete troll post that claims it isn't but you aren't sure he however is making sure to clarify so that the mods don't call him out for trolling and it has horrible grammar no punctuation doesn't seem to end is a run on post no periods or nothing internet slang.

IceClaw247
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IceClaw247
843 posts
Jester

Get your ban hammer out.

If life gives you a warehouse...

GandalftheGrey666
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GandalftheGrey666
1,859 posts
Peasant

You put a hoarder to live in a warehouse.

If life gives you *****s...

Charlie506
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Charlie506
1,298 posts
Nomad

Make ***** stew.

If life gives you cats...

StormWalker
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StormWalker
8,231 posts
Jester

Email them to the future.

If life gives you deep-fried jello covered in hot chocolate...

kylefitch1
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kylefitch1
100 posts
Jester

Throw it away.

If life puts you inside Star Trek...

Shoeminor
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Shoeminor
912 posts
Blacksmith

Use the force,guys!

If life gives you melons on ice...

09philj
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09philj
2,825 posts
Jester

find some syrup to go with them.

If life gives you unexpectedly exploding cakes...

Shoeminor
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Shoeminor
912 posts
Blacksmith

feed the evil cyborg gorillas at the zoo with them.

If life gives you a choice between this:

O O
___

and a giant wand...

R2D21999
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R2D21999
18,319 posts
Treasurer

Pick both.

If life gives you R2 cookies...

Snag618
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Snag618
6,704 posts
Blacksmith

Give them back to life

If life gives you cupcakes... (Not my cupcakes.)

poseidis
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poseidis
218 posts
Peasant

Take snags cupcakes.

If life corrupts your mind...

red303
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red303
7,572 posts
Shepherd

Corrupt life's mind

If life gives you a camera...

danwar123
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danwar123
3,075 posts
Jester

Make lemonade out of it,and ignore what the ****ing pepole have to say.

If life gives you a warrant...

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