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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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Shoeminor
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Shoeminor
912 posts
Blacksmith

Use the force,guys!

If life gives you melons on ice...

09philj
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09philj
2,826 posts
Jester

find some syrup to go with them.

If life gives you unexpectedly exploding cakes...

Shoeminor
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Shoeminor
912 posts
Blacksmith

feed the evil cyborg gorillas at the zoo with them.

If life gives you a choice between this:

O O
___

and a giant wand...

R2D21999
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R2D21999
18,309 posts
Treasurer

Pick both.

If life gives you R2 cookies...

Snag618
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Snag618
6,709 posts
Blacksmith

Give them back to life

If life gives you cupcakes... (Not my cupcakes.)

poseidis
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poseidis
218 posts
Peasant

Take snags cupcakes.

If life corrupts your mind...

red303
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red303
7,576 posts
Shepherd

Corrupt life's mind

If life gives you a camera...

danwar123
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danwar123
3,076 posts
Blacksmith

Make lemonade out of it,and ignore what the ****ing pepole have to say.

If life gives you a warrant...

poseidis
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poseidis
218 posts
Peasant

Give it back.

If life gives you lemonade...

poseidis
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poseidis
218 posts
Peasant

turn it back into a lemon.

If life gives you life...

PS: I replied twice because this was a pretty good thread and i wanted it to be noticed again.

neoexdeath
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neoexdeath
374 posts
Farmer

Accept it, without questioning from where it was taken.

If life gives you a special pet...

Lowco1
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Lowco1
1,035 posts
Nomad

potty train it.

If life turns you into an evil robotic servant...

poseidis
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poseidis
218 posts
Peasant

...screw life.

If life posts this message...

poseidis
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poseidis
218 posts
Peasant

Don't respond.

If you don't respond...

Loop_Stratos
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Loop_Stratos
5,297 posts
Jester

I become one with Gundam.

If you become one with a freaking zaku...

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