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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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poseidis
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Peasant

Give it back.

If life gives you lemonade...

poseidis
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Peasant

turn it back into a lemon.

If life gives you life...

PS: I replied twice because this was a pretty good thread and i wanted it to be noticed again.

neoexdeath
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Farmer

Accept it, without questioning from where it was taken.

If life gives you a special pet...

Lowco1
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Nomad

potty train it.

If life turns you into an evil robotic servant...

poseidis
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poseidis
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Peasant

...screw life.

If life posts this message...

poseidis
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poseidis
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Peasant

Don't respond.

If you don't respond...

Loop_Stratos
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Jester

I become one with Gundam.

If you become one with a freaking zaku...

SirLegendary
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Duke

I regret becoming one with zaku. I wanna be darth vader.

If god gives you omnipotent power...

Loop_Stratos
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Loop_Stratos
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Jester

I kill LEGEND_beast.

If life asks you to slay legendary beasts...

SirLegendary
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Duke

I kill Loopy ninjas instead.

If life asks you to slay loopy ninjas..

Loop_Stratos
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Jester

I kill myself then haunts legendary beasts for the rest of my life.

If life asks you to exterminate legendary beasts...

SirLegendary
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Duke

I exterminate them, for I am the only legend that should exist

If life asks you to check the comments in your profile... LIKE NOW LOOP...

Loop_Stratos
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Jester

I do so.

If life asks you to suicide...

silver199
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Nomad

I go fishing in stead.

If life asks you to get a magic sword...

Frank_Frooton
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Bard

I ask a friend to retrieve for me, then become a hero.

If life asks you to only eat nachos for the rest of your life...

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