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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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SirLegendary
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16,527 posts
Duke

I regret becoming one with zaku. I wanna be darth vader.

If god gives you omnipotent power...

Loop_Stratos
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Loop_Stratos
5,297 posts
Jester

I kill LEGEND_beast.

If life asks you to slay legendary beasts...

SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
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Duke

I kill Loopy ninjas instead.

If life asks you to slay loopy ninjas..

Loop_Stratos
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Loop_Stratos
5,297 posts
Jester

I kill myself then haunts legendary beasts for the rest of my life.

If life asks you to exterminate legendary beasts...

SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
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Duke

I exterminate them, for I am the only legend that should exist

If life asks you to check the comments in your profile... LIKE NOW LOOP...

Loop_Stratos
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Loop_Stratos
5,297 posts
Jester

I do so.

If life asks you to suicide...

silver199
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silver199
1,039 posts
Nomad

I go fishing in stead.

If life asks you to get a magic sword...

Frank_Frooton
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Frank_Frooton
4,002 posts
Bard

I ask a friend to retrieve for me, then become a hero.

If life asks you to only eat nachos for the rest of your life...

Lowco1
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Lowco1
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Nomad

Kill life

If life turns into the hulk.

Frank_Frooton
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Frank_Frooton
4,002 posts
Bard

Give life a green card.

If life gives you doughnuts...

silver199
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silver199
1,039 posts
Nomad

Watch freaky Friday and do everything exactly as they did.

If life puts you on display in a zoo...

Frank_Frooton
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Frank_Frooton
4,002 posts
Bard

I'll take over the Twilight Zone.

If life takes your hair and replaces it with the words Zack Galifainakis...

riku_ullman
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riku_ullman
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Farmer

Take Zack Galifainakis and replace it with your hair.

if life makes you have more than 1000 forum posts on AG...

SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,527 posts
Duke

I already have it

if life gives you living

poseidis
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poseidis
218 posts
Peasant

Die

If life gives you itself..

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