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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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SirLegendary
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Duke

Kill them, but make sure all humanity's daily routine stops first.

If life gives you a dollar...

xXxDAPRO89xXx
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Baron

Make an origami shirt out of it.

If life gives you fingers...

SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
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Duke

Use them to make origami.

If life gives you origami mastery?

Im_a_gamer
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Im_a_gamer
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Blacksmith

Be rich making origami videos.

if life gives you war...

No one noticed that i said door instead for road in my last post, HAHA

SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
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Duke

Dig a hole. It can either be your only shelter or your grave.

If life gives you a nuclear free world?

Im_a_gamer
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Im_a_gamer
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Blacksmith

Create "Fart bombs" (If theres nothing nuclear, we can use these xD lol)

If life gives you an alien friend...

SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
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Duke

Use him to gain new powers.

If Life gives you new powers?

xXxDAPRO89xXx
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xXxDAPRO89xXx
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Baron

Use them to rule the world.

If life gives you 13 fingers?

Terry_Logic
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Jester

Become the world's greatest pianist.

If live gives you a Popsicle stick?

SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
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Duke

Lick it and pretend I have ice cream

If life gives you an account with 9999999999 posts...

Terry_Logic
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Terry_Logic
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Jester

Post one more time to make it an even 10,000,000,000.

If life gives you more cowbell...

SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
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Duke

Save the thread from death.

If life gives you health?

Loop_Stratos
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Loop_Stratos
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Jester

I live.

If live gives you a MS-06F...

SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
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Duke

Search on Google what it is.

If life gives you a box of M&M's?

Loop_Stratos
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Jester

I visit a dentist.

If life gives you a secret map...

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