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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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SirLegendary
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Duke

play like dave grohl.

If life gives you a brand new gibson les paul?

SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
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Duke

a gibson les paul is a guitar..

if life kills me, i become reborn

If life gives you noobies?

Colonel_KR
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Colonel_KR
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Nomad

...Train them until they're masters.

If life gives you used napkins...

SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
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Duke

GUESS WHO COMPLETED HARD QUESTS ON KR FRONTIERS?

throw them away

if life gives you cool unlockable armatars?

Loop_Stratos
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Loop_Stratos
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Jester

I use them.

If life gives you derpiness of derpy derp of derps...

StormWalker
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StormWalker
8,231 posts
Jester

Derp.

If life gives you cough syrup...

SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
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Duke

chug it.

If life gives you storms?

Crickster
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Crickster
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Blacksmith

Run as far as i can

If life gives you nothing

SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,585 posts
Duke

I create something.

If life gives you everything.

SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,585 posts
Duke

YOU LOCK IT FOR NECRO.

If life gives you a chicken crossing the road

Im_a_gamer
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Im_a_gamer
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Jester

Let it cross the door

If life gives you poop...

AHomoSapien
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AHomoSapien
854 posts
Shepherd

Return it

If life give you zombies

SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
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Duke

Kill them, but make sure all humanity's daily routine stops first.

If life gives you a dollar...

xXxDAPRO89xXx
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xXxDAPRO89xXx
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Baron

Make an origami shirt out of it.

If life gives you fingers...

SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
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Duke

Use them to make origami.

If life gives you origami mastery?

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