I'm bring back "If life gives you" The original thread was deleted through a glitch.
This is how you play: The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.
EXAMPLE: #1 - If life gives you lemons #2 - Make lemonade. If life breaks your computer... #3 - Sue life. If life destroys your car...
And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.
Rules - 1) All answers must be at least 3 words long. 2) No spam. 3) Nothing inappropriate. 4) Forum rules still apply.
I'll start:
If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...
DON'T MAKE ORANGE JUICE! MAKE LIFE TAKE THE ORANGES BACK! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DANG ORANGES WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE!? DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE POKEMONROCKS126 ORANGES! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!? I'M THE GUY WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN.... WITH THE ORANGES! I'M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE ORANGE THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN