I'm bring back "If life gives you" The original thread was deleted through a glitch.
This is how you play: The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.
EXAMPLE: #1 - If life gives you lemons #2 - Make lemonade. If life breaks your computer... #3 - Sue life. If life destroys your car...
And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.
Rules - 1) All answers must be at least 3 words long. 2) No spam. 3) Nothing inappropriate. 4) Forum rules still apply.
I'll start:
If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...
Live in a village, smell the fresh air *trok trok trok trok* drive the tractors *trok trok trok trok* and spend your days mercilessly murdering pigeons with airguns. Take that, sky rats! Wait, but what if you run out of bullets...