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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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SportShark
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Bard

Man up and tough it out.

If life makes you think that you're a divine ambassador from Saturn who has been indowed with the right to unlimited paprika cucumber sauce?

akshobhya
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akshobhya
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Justiciar

Just forget it.
If life makes you elastic?

Loop_Stratos
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Loop_Stratos
5,407 posts
Scribe

I would do it for little inconveniences, like having to stand up to take something below me.

If life gives you a master ball?

daydreamer01
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daydreamer01
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Shepherd

take the ultimate step find the courage to be bold

if life gives you a tuxedo?

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
15,694 posts
King

Use it when you need/want to

If life makes no sense?

SportShark
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SportShark
2,956 posts
Bard

Try to make sense of it.

If life gives you snow peas?

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
15,694 posts
King

Err... eat them?

If life makes you study for over 4 hours in a row for a test?

SportShark
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SportShark
2,956 posts
Bard

Harvest the knowledge from what you're studying.

If life breaks your spirit?

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
15,694 posts
King

"Build" it again!

If life makes you very tired and lazy?

SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,322 posts
Marquis

Go on armor games.

If life gives you a ton of papers to do?

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
15,694 posts
King

Suppress the anger and stress!

If life makes you bored?

SportShark
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SportShark
2,956 posts
Bard

Change your life.

If life makes you live?

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
15,694 posts
King

Try to not die

If life makes you run out of ideas?

SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,322 posts
Marquis

Get some lemons, because...

... if life gives you lemons?

armorplayergc
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King

Sell them for 1 dollar each and get rich, just like AdVenture Capitalist

If life gives you 1 trillion dollars?

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