I'm bring back "If life gives you" The original thread was deleted through a glitch.
This is how you play: The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.
EXAMPLE: #1 - If life gives you lemons #2 - Make lemonade. If life breaks your computer... #3 - Sue life. If life destroys your car...
And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.
Rules - 1) All answers must be at least 3 words long. 2) No spam. 3) Nothing inappropriate. 4) Forum rules still apply.
I'll start:
If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...
Live in a village, smell the fresh air *trok trok trok trok* drive the tractors *trok trok trok trok* and spend your days mercilessly murdering pigeons with airguns. Take that, sky rats! Wait, but what if you run out of bullets...
Ya know, it ain't polite to call the inhabitants of another planet unintelligent. Though our planet's inhabitants aint all that smart.... Instead of making fun of their incompintentness? Is that a word? Whatever. It is now. Instead of making fun of their incompitentness, I set up a school to help them all.
(Yes, I know, not wat you meant. But it was either what's above, or "sit down and take a nap, enjoying the silence", so.....*
