I'm bring back "If life gives you" The original thread was deleted through a glitch.
This is how you play: The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.
EXAMPLE: #1 - If life gives you lemons #2 - Make lemonade. If life breaks your computer... #3 - Sue life. If life destroys your car...
And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.
Rules - 1) All answers must be at least 3 words long. 2) No spam. 3) Nothing inappropriate. 4) Forum rules still apply.
I'll start:
If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...
Make a fine little experimental communist dictatorship where everyone works and everything is free. Well, except for the people. Just pray you don't find oil. I did it in Tropico, how hard could it be?
Country rooooooooaaaads, take me hooooooooome to the plaaaaaaaace I beloooooooong.
Wait, what was the question again? Oh, right. My answer still stands.
As we all know, knowledge=power. Ergo, ULTIMATE POWER BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!
Right, now to demonetize everyone with good content so I can appease the great Google Gods.
