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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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firetail_madness
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What Album??

If life gave you an electric guitar and an amp...

qwazyone
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Nomad

smash it and ask for a DVD


if life lights you on fire...

firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

Fall to the floor and roll...I think.

If life gave you an electric guitar and an amp...

Ithae
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Nomad

Then I would smash em'

If life gave you no voice box...

HEADHUNTER58
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Nomad

dont talk

if life gave you a girl

knight_34
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Farmer

Cry or go into a silent fit of rage!

If life made you one of the 300 Spartan's under Leonidas at Thermopylae...

HEADHUNTER58
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Nomad

then be a spartan and fight (duh)

if life made you gay

knight_34
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Farmer

then be a spartan and fight (duh)


Yeah.

Gay? I'd return to being straight!!!

If life ate your left arm and at the same time, tried to eat your TV...
HEADHUNTER58
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Nomad

save the tv, to hell with your arm!

if life said you cant watch tv...

kyledaking
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Nomad

id kill life because life's being a bim-hole

kyledaking
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Nomad

if life gives you a love and a new dog bed.....

HEADHUNTER58
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Nomad

spam alert!!
better skip this spam...

if life said you cant watch tv...

Tarmorman
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Nomad

set life on fire then throw the leftover gas from my last post.

if life gave you a gallon of magma in a non-burning flask...

Tarmorman
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(wow this went from dog or cat to magma!)

supercoo222
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you pour it on whoever is annoying you

if lfe gives you apples...

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