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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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knight_34
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then be a spartan and fight (duh)


Yeah.

Gay? I'd return to being straight!!!

If life ate your left arm and at the same time, tried to eat your TV...
HEADHUNTER58
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370 posts
Nomad

save the tv, to hell with your arm!

if life said you cant watch tv...

kyledaking
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kyledaking
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Nomad

id kill life because life's being a bim-hole

kyledaking
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kyledaking
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Nomad

if life gives you a love and a new dog bed.....

HEADHUNTER58
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HEADHUNTER58
370 posts
Nomad

spam alert!!
better skip this spam...

if life said you cant watch tv...

supercoo222
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supercoo222
1,270 posts
Nomad

you pour it on whoever is annoying you

if lfe gives you apples...

kyledaking
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kyledaking
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Nomad

eat them


if life gives you a money tree....

singid25
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singid25
1,262 posts
Nomad

Give it to mom.

If life gave you a major website that is now under your control....

inferedmonkey
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inferedmonkey
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Peasant

make some money and hire people to create super advanced tech and then invest in it until you are richer than bill gates


if life kills your gold fish

MysticWing
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MysticWing
287 posts
Nomad

Then buy another one!

If life gives you a working cannon and watermelons

Thyll
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Thyll
476 posts
Nomad

Confuse some pirates.

If life gives you a tapeworm...

lalala12
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lalala12
2,164 posts
Nomad

Tape it on a car wheel in a parking lot.

If life gave you orange juice...

sonicheroes95
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sonicheroes95
13,701 posts
Peasant

slice you up.

if life gave you a keyblade...

singid25
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singid25
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Nomad

ask life what a keyblade is.

If life gave you an automated anti-spammer turret with spammer seeking bullets....

sonicheroes95
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Peasant

put it in the count to 100 fourm.

if life gave you a copy of kingdom hearts...

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