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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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the_manta
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Peasant

Make melonade!

If life gives you hell, if it gives you hell, if it gives you hell...

yugioh50005
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yugioh50005
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Nomad

u go kill the devil

if life gives u a 24 inch penis

KUJU
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KUJU
48 posts
Nomad

u go kill people with a &quotenis attack"

if life gives you a walrus from outta space that shoots lazzzzers from his eyes and eggs from his ears

R4000
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R4000
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Nomad

revive it with a green mushroom then kill it again then rivive, kill, revive, kill etc.

If life gave you a Wii which would delete your progress of every game youve played on it EVER after 1 year...

R4000
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Nomad

my response was supposed to start w/ kill, not w/ revive. my bad. XD

darktunderap
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darktunderap
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flog it to someone after 363 days and watch their face........

if life gave you all the money in the world for a day but then takes it away at the end (and all the stuff you bought) ...

HEADHUNTER58
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HEADHUNTER58
370 posts
Nomad

spam alert!!

tell life he is fucking stupid

if life killed your wife.... (or girlfriend)

destinydude
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destinydude
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Nomad

I blame it on my worst enemy
If life gave you 200000 pounds of apples...

yugioh50005
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yugioh50005
15 posts
Nomad

make a lot of pie and eat it to be fat

if life made u weigh 2000 pounds

destinydude
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destinydude
2,052 posts
Nomad

Get liposuction right away/
If life gave you a bomb...

singid25
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singid25
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Nomad

dissasemble and make a radio for survival rpg :3

If life gave you the ability to not need anymore sleep....

destinydude
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Nomad

dissasemble and make a radio for survival rpg :3
wow lol

Ill beat the record of longest time ever gone without sleeping.If life gave you the control of the US army...

CornHusker96
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Nomad

destroy up everyone you don't like

If life gave you the ability to never die...

Bzpdude
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Bzpdude
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Nomad

you screw with time and make your best friends mom marry a moose.

If life told you there was a ninja behind you...

yugioh50005
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yugioh50005
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Nomad

turn around and kill him or say hi

if life made u hate ur mom

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