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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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kyledaking
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kyledaking
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Nomad

the bird your last will


if life gives you firetail madness's account....

singid25
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singid25
1,262 posts
Nomad

Give it a new password >

If life made you dance around all day....

HEADHUNTER58
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HEADHUNTER58
370 posts
Nomad

kill yourself

if life made you kill yourself...

Delvarian
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Delvarian
145 posts
Nomad

I would haunt life for the rest of my afterlife.

If life made you jump into a volcano...

iskaksen
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iskaksen
37 posts
Peasant

Take a nice bath while youre in there

If life gave everyone but you invurnability...

firetail_madness
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firetail_madness
20,591 posts
Blacksmith

Demand invulnerability!

If life gave you a pool, a car with a cassette deck, and a mansion...

OperationNilo
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OperationNilo
3,937 posts
Shepherd

Give 'em to the needy

If life gives you a stone...

iskaksen
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iskaksen
37 posts
Peasant

...let it be one of the starting bricks to found a new home.

I know DillonWatts took this one before me, but I think it needs another chance;

If life give you limonade...

Delvarian
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Delvarian
145 posts
Nomad

Throw it at unsuspecting bystanders!

If life give you watermelons...

the_manta
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the_manta
4,536 posts
Peasant

Make melonade!

If life gives you hell, if it gives you hell, if it gives you hell...

yugioh50005
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yugioh50005
15 posts
Nomad

u go kill the devil

if life gives u a 24 inch penis

KUJU
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KUJU
48 posts
Nomad

u go kill people with a &quotenis attack"

if life gives you a walrus from outta space that shoots lazzzzers from his eyes and eggs from his ears

R4000
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R4000
1,245 posts
Nomad

revive it with a green mushroom then kill it again then rivive, kill, revive, kill etc.

If life gave you a Wii which would delete your progress of every game youve played on it EVER after 1 year...

R4000
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my response was supposed to start w/ kill, not w/ revive. my bad. XD

darktunderap
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darktunderap
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Nomad

flog it to someone after 363 days and watch their face........

if life gave you all the money in the world for a day but then takes it away at the end (and all the stuff you bought) ...

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