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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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asdyui
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asdyui
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Nomad

choose the cat

If life locked this thread...

KUJU
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KUJU
48 posts
Nomad

create this thread again

if life gave you eyes bigger than your own brain...

evilsmilyface
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evilsmilyface
101 posts
Peasant

then wonder how that happened


if life made dress up in neon pink all day

kakashi890
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kakashi890
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Nomad

i'd blow my brains out

if life kills your best friend aka your dog...

evilsmilyface
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evilsmilyface
101 posts
Peasant

I'd demand that life unkills my dog

if life gives you a stapler

HEADHUNTER58
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HEADHUNTER58
370 posts
Nomad

staple some paper together

if life walked into a pole...

R4000
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R4000
1,245 posts
Nomad

laugh at life really hard.

If life gives you the ability to jump ridicilously high...

shayneii
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shayneii
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Peasant

Then scream and jump on top of your grandma's house.

If life gives you AG...

evilsmilyface
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evilsmilyface
101 posts
Peasant

Then play games and make a bunch of awesome friends


if life makes you go back to school.... =(

R4000
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R4000
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Nomad

destroy school with TNT (and the teachers!)and kill life with a giant hammer.

R4000
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R4000
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Nomad

oops forgot the if life part. here:
If life gives you life...

yugioh50005
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yugioh50005
15 posts
Nomad

give llife a life and then destroy life

if life gives u 40 vaginas

kakashi890
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kakashi890
205 posts
Nomad

get some friends


if life gives you a sick person as a friend..

R4000
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R4000
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Nomad

cure him.

If life dies...

JJ52
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JJ52
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then everyone will die because there will be no life.

What if life gives you an ear infection on the day of your first soccer game that you really want to go to, but are forced to stay home because your doctor said you probably shouldnt...

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