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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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HEADHUNTER58
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spam alert!!

tell life he is fucking stupid

if life killed your wife.... (or girlfriend)

destinydude
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Nomad

I blame it on my worst enemy
If life gave you 200000 pounds of apples...

yugioh50005
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yugioh50005
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Nomad

make a lot of pie and eat it to be fat

if life made u weigh 2000 pounds

destinydude
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destinydude
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Nomad

Get liposuction right away/
If life gave you a bomb...

singid25
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singid25
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Nomad

dissasemble and make a radio for survival rpg :3

If life gave you the ability to not need anymore sleep....

destinydude
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dissasemble and make a radio for survival rpg :3
wow lol

Ill beat the record of longest time ever gone without sleeping.If life gave you the control of the US army...

CornHusker96
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destroy up everyone you don't like

If life gave you the ability to never die...

Bzpdude
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Bzpdude
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you screw with time and make your best friends mom marry a moose.

If life told you there was a ninja behind you...

yugioh50005
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yugioh50005
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Nomad

turn around and kill him or say hi

if life made u hate ur mom

Tarmorman
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Tarmorman
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Nomad

rediculous i would do no such thing!

if life changed your password on ur computer...

kakashi890
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kakashi890
205 posts
Nomad

get a new computer


if life starts a zombie attack...

St1cKyH4nd
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St1cKyH4nd
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Nomad

get to wal mart with your friends and barricade , they got everything


if life gives you two choices

giavanni6
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giavanni6
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make lemonade

if life gives u katana and a nija suit...

Remofalius
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Pretend that you are a ninja with a katana by killing people

if life gives you boring life...

R4000
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give it back to life as a present. :P

If life gave you a cat and a dog, and you had to choose...

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