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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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Graham
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Graham
8,047 posts
Nomad

give life a tumor

if life gives you a gift...

leo99rules
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leo99rules
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Nomad

ask for a better one

if life gives you a chainsaw

R4000
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R4000
1,245 posts
Nomad

go on a rampage

If life pukes...

MageGrayWolf
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MageGrayWolf
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Farmer

Clean it up

If life is total fail...

MedusaSabre
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MedusaSabre
51 posts
Nomad

crush everthing in sight

if life gave you a nuke...

darknessnerd
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darknessnerd
1,139 posts
Nomad

Destroy this world.



If life gave you pie...

Fox159
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Fox159
261 posts
Nomad

Shove it in a monkeys face.

If life gives you a wife...

playaholic
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playaholic
1,098 posts
Farmer

abuse it!!!

if life gave you shit...

playaholic
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playaholic
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Farmer

the word is sh*t,or **i*
so dont get confused with f*ck

HEADHUNTER58
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HEADHUNTER58
370 posts
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trow it back in lifes face and f*ck his ass up

if life gives you emo hair....=D

obscuredemon
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obscuredemon
1,426 posts
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sTART A PANT FACTORY.

iF LIFE GIVES YOU TOM CRUISE...

MedusaSabre
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MedusaSabre
51 posts
Nomad

Make a movie

if life gave you a talking straberry...

leo99rules
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leo99rules
2,765 posts
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drink it and make a world record

if life gave you......nothing?

MedusaSabre
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MedusaSabre
51 posts
Nomad

ask for more

if life stole your pickle...

dev1994
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dev1994
388 posts
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umm...eat it?

if life give you a house,car,son.

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