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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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dev1994
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you go back to 1000000 BC and die by something.

if life let you be a king.

R4000
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Nomad

um if life gave me nothing i would give nothing back.

If life killed your best friend...

(again, in REAL LIFE, and what you do in WORDS/EMOTIONS?)

hypoxia
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i would imagine myself killing life's bets friend and then cry,

If life spat in your food...

midget2
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midget2
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Nomad

through skittles at random people and say, "TASTE THE FREAKIN RAINBOW!"


If life gave you all the skittle colors....

the_manta
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Peasant

Move to Denmark under the name "Gutenburg."

If life gives gives you hell, if it gives you hell, if it gives you hell...

the_manta
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the_manta
4,536 posts
Peasant

You point at it and say "Stop that. It doesn't work like that."

If life gives you this: >:3

midget2
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midget2
576 posts
Nomad

Say, sorry i'm not a pervert.

If life gave you Zack Effron...

MedusaSabre
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MedusaSabre
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Nomad

use him to conquer the world

if life gave you a baked potato...

Taddd9
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Taddd9
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Nomad

Eat it.

If life gave you a sink...

jcrulez
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jcrulez
421 posts
Nomad

use it to complete your home with everything but the kitchen sink.

If life gives you a computer.....

MedusaSabre
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MedusaSabre
51 posts
Nomad

sell it and by pie

if life eats your homework...

jcrulez
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jcrulez
421 posts
Nomad

Dance like crazy.


If life gives you a tumor....

Graham
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Graham
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Nomad

give life a tumor

if life gives you a gift...

leo99rules
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Nomad

ask for a better one

if life gives you a chainsaw

R4000
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Nomad

go on a rampage

If life pukes...

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