I'm bring back "If life gives you" The original thread was deleted through a glitch.
This is how you play: The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.
EXAMPLE: #1 - If life gives you lemons #2 - Make lemonade. If life breaks your computer... #3 - Sue life. If life destroys your car...
And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.
Rules - 1) All answers must be at least 3 words long. 2) No spam. 3) Nothing inappropriate. 4) Forum rules still apply.
I'll start:
If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...
have an extremely long talk regarding life. midway in the conversation they both realize that...they are in a forum game! So, Chuck (son) robs a bank. You then slap him on the face and scream 'Porcupines!!!! AAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!' in a demonic voice. Utterly stunned, Chuck grabs the nearest kitten and slaps you in the face. "NOOO!" you scream as your HP is deducted by 1. "the deed is done!" proclaimed Chuck. Now Chuck constructed a roman colloseam and pit ablino squirrels against flaming chimps. The fights were so intense that the world he knew of exploded. Chuck then had to reconstruct a new planet by kicking chunks out of other planets. This man is now referred to as Chuck Norris.
