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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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MedusaSabre
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MedusaSabre
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Nomad

we would be dead

If life was Chuck Norris' brother...

balerion07
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balerion07
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Peasant

Chuck Norris would kill life

Since he already has killed many lives

mastaofdaforce
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mastaofdaforce
71 posts
Nomad

half of which he ate for breakfast.
If life said god hated you...

Scotty_OBag
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Scotty_OBag
137 posts
Nomad

I'd say I know.

If life gave you peanuts....

balerion07
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balerion07
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Peasant

make peanut-aid, I mean butter.
If life made you a woman...

(cry)

mastaofdaforce
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mastaofdaforce
71 posts
Nomad

I would treat her like an angel
If life made you a non-functioning time machine...

balerion07
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balerion07
2,837 posts
Peasant

You would call it a clock.

If life gave you hands but no face...

Marinox
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Marinox
28 posts
Nomad

ill make me a plastic sugery

if life gives a superpower that makes ur crap an explosive or acid (depending in the consistence)

ichigo772
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ichigo772
1,490 posts
Nomad

then you blow up


if life gives you porn(p.s. i would use it for alot of things)

zingzong70
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zingzong70
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Nomad

watch it

midget2
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midget2
576 posts
Nomad

gahhh stupid zingzong you've ruined like 50 of these already...

If life gave you skittles! (c'mon you have to know it)

playaholic
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playaholic
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Farmer

eat them to prove how dumb you are!!!

if life gives you soccer balls for that part...

TheDude42
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TheDude42
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Nomad

Explode it!
If life gives you lemonade...

playaholic
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playaholic
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Farmer

drink it

if life is boring......

balerion07
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Peasant

Pacora

If life gives you a dead Pacora?

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