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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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MedusaSabre
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Throw the dog and cat at the bear and hope it is distracted long enough for you to escape

if life gave you a cannibal...

leo99rules
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Nomad

eat the cannibal

if life put you in a cage with a cannibal

Graham
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Nomad

eat the cage and train the cannibal to be your mighty steed! riding and shooting small bunnies with your dual-crossbow

if life gave you this unfinished sentence "If life gave you..."

leo99rules
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Nomad

ask for the whole sentence

if life said that you can not live

Graham
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Nomad

then tear out life's tongue so it becomes inaudioable. then do the cha-cha while life grows another one. rinse, dry, repeat.

if life gave you the future...

firetail_madness
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How the hell did this get revived?

Graham
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How the hell did this get revived?


it was only a about a week old o.O

if life gave you the fuuuutttuuuurrrreeeeee
Graham
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Graham
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How the hell did this get revived?


it was only a about a week old o.O

if life gave you the fuuuutttuuuurrrreeeeee
leo99rules
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Nomad

visit yourself

if life said that this thread is boring

playaholic
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Farmer

try deleting it through a glitch again!

if life commited adultery...

balerion07
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Peasant

then there would be little lives running around

if life killed all of the little lives

playaholic
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Farmer

thats why we only have one life!

if life is deleted through a glitch...

MedusaSabre
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Nomad

we would be dead

If life was Chuck Norris' brother...

balerion07
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Peasant

Chuck Norris would kill life

Since he already has killed many lives

mastaofdaforce
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half of which he ate for breakfast.
If life said god hated you...

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